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dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket
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you must be tired [why?] cuz youve been running thru my mind all day
are you from tennessee [ why] cuz ur the only ten i see your daddy must be a terrorist cuz baby ur the bomb ill give you 10 dollars to let me smell ur asshole biggrin: |
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i have to try that one biggrin: i hope it works for me |
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(mind you, that translates to nearly $20AUS. hake: ) |
19 actually... But just hand them a 10er and they'll still do it. Really, they will. Promice. *
* Not really, but... lol, i wanna see you get whooped. |
Just give them some |337 sp34k, they'll be all yours:
H3y S3cS3, yu0 is t3h c4mping h0n3y!!!!!11 1s yu0 us1ng t3h AiMb0T0rZ???/ |
LOL Tripper!!@#@!
I just say "Me. You. Bed. Now." I occasionally say "Me. You. This (hold up sex toy). Bed. Now." But thats only if i have a sex toy in my pocket when i am out at parties. |
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U have a creative mind zoner. happy:
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[quote="anti_hero":38fc5]dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket[/quote:38fc5]
Then hows she going to know you gave it to her??! |
Excuse me, but I think your shoelace is untied...
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How about one that WON'T get you a slap in the face,
like: "Hi, how are you? My name is ______, what's your's?" |
You see that right there? *points at bar table* keeping looking...... no you gotta get in a little closer, now I'm gonna go behind you like this......
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For Sure Face Slap
" I May Not Be The Best Looking Guy Here , But I'm The Only One Talking To You.
You Like CD's ?? I'd like to CD's nuts in youre mouth ... |
-How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays? -I lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me? |
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