dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket

you must be tired [why?] cuz youve been running thru my mind all day
are you from tennessee [ why] cuz ur the only ten i see
your daddy must be a terrorist cuz baby ur the bomb
ill give you 10 dollars to let me smell ur asshole biggrin:

i have to try that one biggrin:

i hope it works for me

...yes, I can't see you going wrong with that one...it's a great ice-breaker and is reasonably priced.
(mind you, that translates to nearly $20AUS. hake: )

19 actually... But just hand them a 10er and they'll still do it. Really, they will. Promice. *


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Not really, but... lol, i wanna see you get whooped.

Just give them some |337 sp34k, they'll be all yours:

H3y S3cS3, yu0 is t3h c4mping h0n3y!!!!!11 1s yu0 us1ng t3h AiMb0T0rZ???/

LOL Tripper!!@#@!

I just say "Me. You. Bed. Now."

I occasionally say "Me. You. This (hold up sex toy). Bed. Now." But thats only if i have a sex toy in my pocket when i am out at parties.

HAW HAWWW!! Slip her a note written on a cocktail napkin, "Y Hallo thar...buttsecks??!!???!!!111 LOLOLOLOLOL"


Zone

U have a creative mind zoner. happy:

[quote="anti_hero":38fc5]dont say anything, just slip a 100 dollar bill in her pocket[/quote:38fc5]

Then hows she going to know you gave it to her??!

Excuse me, but I think your shoelace is untied...

How about one that WON'T get you a slap in the face,

like:

"Hi, how are you? My name is ______, what's your's?"

You see that right there? *points at bar table* keeping looking...... no you gotta get in a little closer, now I'm gonna go behind you like this......

For Sure Face Slap
 

" I May Not Be The Best Looking Guy Here , But I'm The Only One Talking To You.

You Like CD's ?? I'd like to CD's nuts in youre mouth ...

-How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
-If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then
could I meet you between the holidays?
-I lost my teddy-bear. Will you sleep with me?