[quote="Old Reliable":8bb46]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:8bb46] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k

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It's pretty wierd how she inculuded to write "Aka_Eshelman" just like you do oOo:

As far as what i read on the shitter.. Nothing maybe turn on the radio to cover the sounds.

[quote="Garry Coleman":f5247]Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:f5247]

Yeah, but then the neighbours will be like, "what the fuck did he eat!?!"

Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:

Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast.

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ROFL OWNAGE!

I scan some pics in AFV Modeller whilst taking my three minute crapper.

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[quote="Garry Coleman":dc4ae][quote="Old Reliable":dc4ae]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:dc4ae] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:dc4ae]
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Well, taking a dump is really an art. This is how i approach it.

1. I always go to the "quiet" one in the house as not to be disturbed.
2. I always go in with a recent mag like MaximumPC or Readers Digest.
3. I place some toilet paper in the bowl prior to shitting....this minimizes water from spashing on your ass.
4. My daily shits are the same time every day (at night) so i plan accordingly. After a good dump, i follow up with a good wipe and head straight into the shower.
.....and there you have it. The art of shitting Arkan style.

only one wipe? Jeez, it takes me like 5 wipes

Do you fold or wad? I wad

Not this shit is getting too detailed. hake:

No reading on our throne, we have a tv in there. While I'm launching my scud, I catch up on the daily events on MSNBC! biggrin:

[quote=Innoxx]Yeah, but then the neighbours will be like, "what the fuck did he
eat!?!"[/quote:89c46]
I figure that it'll help with pushing out your shit if you play really loudly biggrin:

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