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[quote="Old Reliable":8bb46]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:8bb46] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.
As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do. Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k |
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As far as what i read on the shitter.. Nothing maybe turn on the radio to cover the sounds. |
[quote="Garry Coleman":f5247]Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:f5247]
Yeah, but then the neighbours will be like, "what the fuck did he eat!?!" |
Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:
Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast. |
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I scan some pics in AFV Modeller whilst taking my three minute crapper.
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flyfishing magazines
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[quote="Garry Coleman":dc4ae][quote="Old Reliable":dc4ae]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:dc4ae] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.
As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do. Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:dc4ae] need help learning about your founding fathers? Then listen to the Motha Fo' Fathas[url:dc4ae]http://www.jibjab.com/cartoons/raps/rp_MOVIE01.HTM[/url:dc4ae] uh...yeah |
Good books, Fight Terrorism by Benjamin Netanyahu
Awesome book really get ya fired up |
Well, taking a dump is really an art. This is how i approach it.
1. I always go to the "quiet" one in the house as not to be disturbed. 2. I always go in with a recent mag like MaximumPC or Readers Digest. 3. I place some toilet paper in the bowl prior to shitting....this minimizes water from spashing on your ass. 4. My daily shits are the same time every day (at night) so i plan accordingly. After a good dump, i follow up with a good wipe and head straight into the shower. .....and there you have it. The art of shitting Arkan style. |
only one wipe? Jeez, it takes me like 5 wipes
Do you fold or wad? I wad |
Not this shit is getting too detailed. hake:
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No reading on our throne, we have a tv in there. While I'm launching my scud, I catch up on the daily events on MSNBC! biggrin:
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eat!?!"[/quote:89c46] I figure that it'll help with pushing out your shit if you play really loudly biggrin: |
Garfield books
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