[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9bf1d]Man Show was great. My favorite's probably homer from the Simpsons saying: "Help me, Jeebus!"[/quote:9bf1d]
On family guy last night the popes cardinal dudes were talking and they said they found a miss print in the bible. It said jeebus instead of jesus. wonder if there is a connection.

*bump bump* Homer - Hope it was flanders!
Flanders - homer Im right here!

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":74e6e]*bump bump* Homer - Hope it was flanders!
Flanders - homer Im right here![/quote:74e6e]

He actually says -

"I thik we hit something" - Flanders
'I hope it was Flanders" - Homer
Homer looks at Flanders sitting next time -
"Ha ha I mean - Hey, you're alright (alright used to mean "cool" not "well")" - Homer

And Family Guy, as funny as some of the situations are, ripped HEAVILY from the stlye, pacing, and non-sequitor nature of The Simpsons.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":30576][quote="Unknown_Sniper":30576]*bump bump* Homer - Hope it was flanders!
Flanders - homer Im right here![/quote:30576]

He actually says -

"I thik we hit something" - Flanders
'I hope it was Flanders" - Homer
Homer looks at Flanders sitting next time -
"Ha ha I mean - Hey, you're alright (alright used to mean "cool" not "well")" - Homer

And Family Guy, as funny as some of the situations are, ripped HEAVILY from the stlye, pacing, and non-sequitor nature of The Simpsons.[/quote:30576]

thaks I couldnt remember the whole thing. New someone would correct me

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":c48ab][quote="Bazooka_Joe":c48ab]Man Show was great. My favorite's probably homer from the Simpsons saying: "Help me, Jeebus!"[/quote:c48ab]
On family guy last night the popes cardinal dudes were talking and they said they found a miss print in the bible. It said jeebus instead of jesus. wonder if there is a connection.[/quote:c48ab]
hahaha yeah

more quotes from that episode

"As you say, Im the freakin' Pope!"-Pope

"Peter, I've been working three times as hard and Im still not employee of the week. How am I supposed to compete with that guy?
*Points up to Employee of the week frame with pic of Jesus in it*
Peter:I wonder what ever happened to Jesus
*Cuts to golf course with Jesus and 2 other guys*
Jesus:Here comes my 4th Birdie *shoots and misses*
Guy1:Ah tough break Jesus
Guy2:Yeah, tough break
Jesus:wait, wait *Uses powers to knock ball in*
BOOYAH!

That show is hilarious

All the one liners that "Norm" had on Cheers are my favorites. Here is a sampling:

"What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap."
"Looks like beer Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know. If she calls, I'm not here."

"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."

"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."

"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with it's wife."

"Women. Can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts."

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one...make that one-thirty."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going IN Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."

"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."

[quote:0a217]"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."[/quote:0a217]

ahahahahahaha

another one for Family Guy would have to be

Lois:"Peter, you're drunk!"
Peter:"No, im just exhasuted from staying up all night drinking"

and this one from the SImpsons, when Agent Scully and Agent Mulder investigate Homer because he says he saw an alien

*Homer is hooked up to lie detector*
Scully:"Homer, this is a simple lie detector test. We will ask you a couple yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?"
Homer:Yes!
*Polygraph machine beeps and blows up*


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Lisa: ''Is this Bear Patrol stuff realy necessary?
Homer: ''Yeah, but it keeps the bears away.''
Lisa: ''But, with a theory like that, I could say this rock keeps tigers away.''
Homer: ''How does it work?''
Lisa: ''It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock.''
Homer: ''Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.''

Some quotes from the Blackadder series.

Blackaderr goes fourth, talking about Squadron Commander Flashheart.

"Most of the infantry think youre a prat. Ask them who theyd prefer to meet - Squadron commander Flashheart or the man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen and theyd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time."

On concert parties:

"Id rather spend an evening on top of a stepladder in No Mans Land smoking endless cigarettes through a luminous balaclava."

On baldrick:

"Baldrick, in the Amazon rain forests there are tribes of indians as yet untouched by civilization who have developed a more convincing charlie chaplin impression than yours."

"Ive a horrid suspicion that baldricks plan will be the stupidest thing we've heard since Lord Nelsons famous signal at the battle of the Nile; 'everyone knows lady hamiltons a virgin, poke my eye out and cut off my arm if im wrong'."



Percy: "Couldnt you dip into the family fortune?"

Blackadder: "There isnt one. My father spent it all on wine, women and amatuer dramatics. At the end he was eking out a living doing humerous impressions of Anne of Cleves."

Percy: "Oh edmund, im sorry, i had no idea. But do not despair, for i have a small savigns, carefully harvested from my weekly allowance set against my frail old age. By lucky hap, its just over a thousand methinks, and has for years been hidden beyond the wit of any theif..."

Percy & Blackadder: "...in an old sock under the squeaky floorboard..."

Percy, Blackadder & Baldrick: "...Behind the kitchen dresser."

Percy: "Youve seen it?"

Blackadder: "Seen it, pinched it, spent it. And the same goes for the two farthings baldrick thinks hes got hidden inside that mouldy potato."

Baldrick: "Oh, bloody hell!"

I lvoe this one from the Man Show

*its Q and A*
SOmeone's question is "If you could spend 1 n ight with Pamela Anderson or have a lifetime supply of spaghetti, which one would you take
Jimmy:Well, thats the pretty touch, but Ill have to take the spaghetti because spaghetti doesnt have Hepatitis C"

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[quote="Simo Häyhä":e6689]i dont care what other people say, i love seinfeild that show was awesome[/quote:e6689]
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one from simpsons

'hello, my name is Mr. Burns I believe you have some mail for me'
okay Mr. Burns what is your first name
I dont know

1 from King of the Hill episode 93 - The Exterminator



You didn't have to drive me to work.. i ain't gonna go hippity dipity on the first day

Bobby told me...
Your son is a liar and a blabber mouth

From 'Family Guy':
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Peter: Oh, Lois. Women aren't people; They're robots created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our Amusement.
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Dianne Sawyer: Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas Presents!
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Meg: *Sigh* I miss the News...
Peter: We all do, Honey, but Huey Lewis needs time to create.
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From 'Blackadder'
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(Upon finding out the Germans are stealing the British Battle plans)
Melchett: You seem surprised, Blackadder
Blackadder: I certainly am, Sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans
M: How do you think our battles are directed?
B: Our battles are directed, sir?
M: But of course! Directed in accordance with the grand plan!
B: I see. Is this Grand plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone is dead except for Field-Marshall Haig, Lady Haig, and their tortoise...Alan?
M: Great Scott! Even you know the plan! This leak is far worse than I imagined!!
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Melchett: (Giving Baldrick an inspirational speech about going over the top of the trench) And always remember lad, that if you should falter, Myself and Captain Darling will be right behind you!
Blackadder: (In the background) ...about 35 Miles behind you, as a matter of fact.
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Blackadder: (Upon hearing the news they are supposed to go over the top) Clearly Field-Marshall High is making another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
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but, My Favorite from 'Fawlty Towers'
Sybil: (Manacingly) Basil...you know what i'll do if i find out you've been gambling, don't you?
Basil: (After Sybil is safely out of earshot) ...you'll have to sew them back on first

[quote:6e317]Dianne Sawyer: Tom, you're so far in the closet you're finding Christmas Presents! [/quote:6e317]
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