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Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:25 AM

i know shes not always horny , thats why i made this post, how can i make her horny, and she already told me she doesnt wana be ate out , how do i change her mind on that 1

Nyck 02-18-2004 08:28 AM

wait till she is sleeping then jack off furiously while looking at pictures of hillary duff..then laminate her face..bonus points for crusting her eyes shut...trust me works everytime cool:

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:30 AM

wow, that just ruined any innocense i had left, but how can i talk her in to letting me eat her out

guarnere 02-18-2004 08:32 AM

the way i did it with my girl...she didnt let me do it at first, but i kept trying each time we'd do stuff....keep trying...she gave in one day and is in love with it ever since wink: it also helps if you know what you're doing...and i know you dont...so watch some porn to get some tips...kbye

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:34 AM

i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

guarnere 02-18-2004 08:37 AM

or she could be prude....end of story....find a new girl...they're a dime a dozen in high school man

geRV 02-18-2004 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

Fuckin punch her back biggrin:

Wilko 02-18-2004 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

The going down on her, or the Laminating her face while she's asleep? eek:

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:38 AM

whats prude??? and how many times did it take you before she let you

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:38 AM

the going down on her

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:39 AM

i dont wana get pucnhed in the face

guarnere 02-18-2004 08:40 AM

lol, okay...like....2 times it took...then i was in....but prude means she wont give it up and shit...

geRV 02-18-2004 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
the going down on her

God damn kid go search google or something, next thing you'll be wanting a diagram of where to stick it.

Mikooou 02-18-2004 08:41 AM

nah no diagrams

Zoner 02-18-2004 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know shes not always horny , thats why i made this post, how can i make her horny, and she already told me she doesnt wana be ate out , how do i change her mind on that 1

Girls can be VERY self-conscious about the whole "Dining at the Y" thing, especially if they have never experienced it before.

They're concerned about the smell, the taste, the 70s jungle bush that may be happening. You need to ease her fears by telling her that you love everything about the thought of licking her canoe. Start in slowly by concentrating on the areas AROUND her cooch. Don't dive into the endzone right away. Once you've proven to her that her musk, hair, and everything else isn't going to make you retch, then ease into it.

Oh, there's so much to learn, young padawan. I should write a book.


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