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Ferich 08-10-2004 09:24 PM

Re: fun with the massage woman
 
[quote="con Brio":a68a8]

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:a68a8]


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NexusRevived 08-10-2004 09:33 PM

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

Merlin122 08-10-2004 09:34 PM

shoulda asked her to massage the inside of your anal cavity

Vance 08-10-2004 10:46 PM

Shoulda checked for diseases.

con Brio 08-10-2004 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:

fujimi7su 08-10-2004 11:49 PM

my aunt used to be a massage "therapist" , she actually mentioned in a drunken rant that people get boners ALL THE TIME and you just get used to it...

Innoxx 08-11-2004 12:42 AM

[quote="con Brio":98a51]
Quote:

Originally Posted by NexusRevived
should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:[/quote:98a51]

You can always book another appointment. Get some dialogue going too, havibng a regular massuese that'll toss you off once in awhile is a gift from the heavens.

Sirus 08-11-2004 01:54 AM

Is he still in the phillipines?

Himmler 08-11-2004 02:27 AM

wow, shoulda fucked her man oOo:

Innoxx 08-11-2004 02:36 AM

Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?

eeves 08-11-2004 03:37 AM

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":f9177]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "con Brio":f9177
the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:f9177]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:f9177]

con Brio 08-11-2004 07:29 AM

[quote="The Frenchman":91909]Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?[/quote:91909]

everything is cheap in the philippines for anyone coming from another country with a strong dollar, like Canada or the US. For example, a very classy dinner may cost something like 300 pesos, which is only less than $10 Cdn.

eeves 08-11-2004 04:08 PM

rock: rock:

bukdez 08-11-2004 04:51 PM

"ahem... you missed a spot..."

remember that line...

ninty 08-11-2004 05:19 PM

and tack this onto it:

"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness."


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