Re: fun with the massage woman
 

[quote="con Brio":a68a8]

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:a68a8]


noob

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

shoulda asked her to massage the inside of your anal cavity

Shoulda checked for diseases.

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:

my aunt used to be a massage "therapist" , she actually mentioned in a drunken rant that people get boners ALL THE TIME and you just get used to it...

[quote="con Brio":98a51]i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:[/quote:98a51]

You can always book another appointment. Get some dialogue going too, havibng a regular massuese that'll toss you off once in awhile is a gift from the heavens.

Is he still in the phillipines?

wow, shoulda fucked her man oOo:

Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":f9177]I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:f9177]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:f9177]

[quote="The Frenchman":91909]Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?[/quote:91909]

everything is cheap in the philippines for anyone coming from another country with a strong dollar, like Canada or the US. For example, a very classy dinner may cost something like 300 pesos, which is only less than $10 Cdn.

rock: rock:

"ahem... you missed a spot..."

remember that line...

and tack this onto it:

"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness."