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Re: fun with the massage woman
[quote="con Brio":a68a8]
when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:a68a8] noob |
should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock
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shoulda asked her to massage the inside of your anal cavity
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Shoulda checked for diseases.
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my aunt used to be a massage "therapist" , she actually mentioned in a drunken rant that people get boners ALL THE TIME and you just get used to it...
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[quote="con Brio":98a51]
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You can always book another appointment. Get some dialogue going too, havibng a regular massuese that'll toss you off once in awhile is a gift from the heavens. |
Is he still in the phillipines?
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wow, shoulda fucked her man oOo:
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Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?
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AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:f9177] |
[quote="The Frenchman":91909]Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?[/quote:91909]
everything is cheap in the philippines for anyone coming from another country with a strong dollar, like Canada or the US. For example, a very classy dinner may cost something like 300 pesos, which is only less than $10 Cdn. |
rock: rock:
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"ahem... you missed a spot..."
remember that line... |
and tack this onto it:
"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness." |
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