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Apocalypse | NoW 12-04-2004 07:29 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":1cbc0]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:1cbc0]

eek:

imported_Grim_Reaper 12-04-2004 07:30 PM

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":ccf64][quote="Grim_Reaper":ccf64]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:ccf64]

eek:[/quote:ccf64]
dane cook... im now listening to bill burr rock:

Hawke 12-04-2004 07:39 PM

I play Yatzee hand-held. rock:

Pick Axe 12-04-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geRV
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:

As long as necessary, sometimes upwards of 20 mins, if im reading something half the time i forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing. biggrin:

Me too. I usually am looking at a Music123 catalog, or Sam Ash, or reading Motor Trend. If not that, I read shampoo bottles and such. I don't take shits at other houses.

Scalping Chief 12-04-2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawke
I play Yatzee hand-held. rock:

rofl, i have that and monopoly, fuckin i should bring that into my john with me next time i gotta drop the cosbys off

lasagna 12-04-2004 08:33 PM

[quote="Short Hand":420e4]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.

you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....[/quote:420e4]

nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:

@/\/G3L 12-04-2004 08:48 PM

nvm

Pick Axe 12-04-2004 09:24 PM

[quote=freedomfighter]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":501b9
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.

you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....

nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:501b9]

happy:

harpua 12-04-2004 09:33 PM

penthouse
the tanahk
gmr

RaNgeR 12-05-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
I usually read my video game manuals...or maxim magazine.

What does your wife think of your gaming habits?

strvs 12-05-2004 04:02 PM

[quote=freedomfighter]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":1b790
Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.

you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....

nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:1b790]
+1

Jimmy Paterson 12-05-2004 04:03 PM

I dont read anything

rdeyes 12-05-2004 04:39 PM

i only try to take a shat when im work. i usually read the sports page or the front page. im a news junkie biggrin:

Miscguy 12-05-2004 06:09 PM

Im in, i unload, i wipe, i wash, im out. Total time less than 3 minutes. If im sick it can be as long as 5 minutes, but those times im far to sick to read anyhow.

Jin-Roh 12-05-2004 09:08 PM

i welded my ass togethor several years ago


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