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Default Do you read anything when you are on your throne? - 12-04-2004, 04:21 PM

Do you read anything while you are taking a shit?

For some reason I always feal the need to read anything game-related like manuals or strat guides. Usually I just sit there quietly though. Its also a great time to think. my IQ is like 84758934753849758974 higher when Im on the shitter
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:22 PM

No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:22 PM

i read World War II magazine or any of the Uncle Johns bathroom readers... at other peoples houses, i read the shampoo bottles...
  
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I take my time when I poop, i never force it..
  
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I've got a good recipe book in there at the moment, I enjoy the symmetry of
planning my next intake whilst opening the bomb-bay doors on the last lot.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:35 PM

its been the newspaper lately but i just finished 'secret garden secret window' by stephen king and had started 'the library police' sk.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:36 PM

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No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.
you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:41 PM

I usually reag magazines


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Default 12-04-2004, 04:56 PM

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its been the newspaper lately but i just finished 'secret garden secret window' by stephen king and had started 'the library police' sk.
library police is fucked up... are those in "four past midnight"?...
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 04:56 PM

I usually read my video game manuals...or maxim magazine.


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Default 12-04-2004, 05:22 PM

A PC gamer or equivelent.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:24 PM

don't make fun of me for saying this but I just finished "Band of Brothers" by ambrose but I'm currently taking in my piano keyboard and practice music stuff.


  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:29 PM

i read the book, it owns the series...
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 05:30 PM

How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
  
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