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[quote=m1ck97]

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Originally Posted by "Sgt. Duffy":1a5b8

Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?

This might actually work beer:[/quote:1a5b8]

hmm .. didnt see that post...

I guess its worht a try

[quote=m1ck97]

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Originally Posted by "Sgt. Duffy":285d1

Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?

This might actually work beer:[/quote:285d1]
..why people doubt Duffy I'll never fucking know.+1

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Originally Posted by Godsmack

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

lemme get this straight.... you're asking basically a bunch of nerds and arkan how to romance a chick? that, so sad to say, is a task most guys here haven't mastered

hey is your sis single?

actually, yea

^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?

[quote="Eight Ace":08b10]^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?[/quote:08b10]
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Originally Posted by Acideyez

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Originally Posted by Akuma

Well when I want a girl to like me I kidnap them and tie them to a bed of nails in my basement. Then every 5 hours I go down and ask if they love me. If they say no, I put a sandbag on them and then rape them. If they say yes, I just rape them. When they finally say yes, jump on top of them so the nails pierce their entire body a little. Then pull them off the bed of nails and pour salt and lemon juice all over their wounds. Follow up with another rape. Next is the random beatings. I prefer brass knuckles with small spikes on them. Beat them to a blood pulp everyday and follow it with a rape. At the end of 3 years, she should love you like no other. If she dies in that time, rape the body repeatedly then chop the body into several peices and send to her family and friends.

id rather go up to them with a rag, ask them if it smells like chloroform to them, when they take the bait, i put them in my basement, shackled to the wall, and repeatedly assrape them. your bed of nails intrigues me though.

what also gets me off is chopping of their head and wanking to that. also, sending the family some macaroni that has the girls flesh is a bonus.

another viable option. I used to go that route but I find the constant pain of the bed of nails to be much more convincing than simply being chained to a wall.

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":a86b7]Why dont you tell her the exact same thing you just told us?[/quote:a86b7]

omfg, he's right...

[quote="Eight Ace":a65be]^^ just say if I'm outta line, but her flange...is it tucked in neat or out saddle-bag style?[/quote:a65be]

+1 happy:

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Originally Posted by Bleuachdu

Do something that is funny and will impress her, like killing her dog.

looooooooo