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Miscguy 02-18-2004 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Punky
ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:
Im sad that you JUST figured this out. Perhaps some good has come of this thread. Punky is now educated in the shittyness of the world.

Merlin122 02-18-2004 06:15 PM
first, find the village goat and slaughter it in front of her. she will immediately become horneh.

Pyro 02-18-2004 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punky
ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:
We need more girls who don't want to grow up so fast.

Maplegyver 02-18-2004 06:18 PM
fuckemwhilethier young

Zap. USMC 02-18-2004 08:01 PM
As long as she has a bush then it's fair game! oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-18-2004 08:06 PM
only if u are as young as they are.

Jason 02-18-2004 08:26 PM
wait itell she is sleeping

Drew 02-18-2004 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.

Madmartagen 02-18-2004 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:
Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:
My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.
LOL! beer:

TGB! 02-18-2004 09:30 PM
Another proud moment for AA.Com. I'd take most of this "advice" with a grain of salt as most of these cats couldnt score hitting a golf ball through a goal post 3-miles wide. As a wise man said, "those that talk about getting laid, arent"

elitecloud 02-18-2004 09:34 PM
you should have no need for any of the advice contained here in this thread
your gay... oOo: right?

Jason 02-18-2004 11:51 PM
send us some pictures of us and maybe we will help you... happy:

Red Rrabbit 02-19-2004 12:11 AM
show her pictures of goatse. that turns any girl on

Johnj 02-19-2004 05:55 AM
I really think you should give the $10,000 thing a try. It always works for me.

Pyro 02-19-2004 09:30 AM
[img]http://www.intruderassociation.org/IMAGES/Fltjacket/horney.gif[/img]

Pvt.Pinhead 02-19-2004 11:14 PM
[quote="The Gay Blade!":80db0]Another proud moment for AA.Com. I'd take most of this "advice" with a grain of salt as most of these cats couldnt score hitting a golf ball through a goal post 3-miles wide. As a wise man said, "those that talk about getting laid, arent"[/quote:80db0]

Well obviously youd take this advice with a grain of salt , I mean your gay and you only want to get layed by a guy...

Arch 02-19-2004 11:17 PM
put some barry white on and start messaging her shoulders, go lower, lower...bring out the candles....start kissing her softly, then just butts3cks her. oOo: oOo: oOo:

Cpt. Obvious 02-19-2004 11:25 PM
you should buy buttsecksatron 3000.

Jason 02-19-2004 11:37 PM
LOL. well just wait intell she is sleeping.... its ezer.... lol but cover here mouth with tape. and tire here hand a feet so she cant kick you.... ouch,

[img]http://darkjedi.low-ping.com/user/2278/images/fac.gif[/img]

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason
LOL. well just wait intell she is sleeping.... its ezer.... lol but cover here mouth with tape. and tire here hand a feet so she cant kick you.... ouch,

[img]http://darkjedi.low-ping.com/user/2278/images/fac.gif[/img]

Honestly, how old are you? If you say anything over 2. You're fucking retarded. "Intell". I meen come on.

JBird 02-19-2004 11:41 PM
intell? fucking lmao.

until = intell.... oOo:

Jason 02-19-2004 11:49 PM
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU

Fireal 02-19-2004 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Yet you cant spell; "UNTIL".

ninty 02-19-2004 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Fucking ROFL

Jason 02-19-2004 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Yet you cant spell; "UNTIL".

UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL

are you fucking happy?!

Pyro 02-19-2004 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonJuan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Yet you cant spell; "UNTIL".

UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL

are you fucking happy?!
slowly put down the crack...

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:01 AM
HAHA.

Please Leave, n00b.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:04 AM
you guys should get banned...for flaming every post.. caues i cant spell perfect

ZONER can you plz lock this

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
you guys should get banned...for flaming every post.. caues i cant spell perfect

ZONER can you plz lock this

you should be banned from life.

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
you guys should get banned...for flaming every post.. caues i cant spell perfect

ZONER can you plz lock this
You guys should get banned for flaming every post because I can't spell perfect. Zoner can you please lock this thread because I obviouslly don't have the proper english skills to keep contributing to this thread.

Jason 02-20-2004 12:07 AM
you dont? hmm...you spell good to me... well you must be on crack

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
you dont? hmm...you spell good to me... well you must be on crack
I guess the idea of myself mocking you flew right over your head.

Good day to you sir. Have a great life paticipating in the phonics program.

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
you dont? hmm...you spell good to me... well you must be on crack
I guess the idea of myself mocking you flew right over your head.

Good day to you sir. Have a great life paticipating in the phonics program.
0wned

ninty 02-20-2004 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Jason
you spell good to me
Grammar anyone?

Jason 02-20-2004 12:10 AM
ANGER CONTROL.... remeber your lessons

Pyro 02-20-2004 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ninty9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
you spell good to me
Grammar anyone?
That is a sentence fragment.

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
ANGER CONTROL.... remeber your lessons

REMEMBER

Jason 02-20-2004 12:13 AM
yes you need to remember

ninty 02-20-2004 12:13 AM
I don't think its a fragment. I think it can stand on its own.

Fireal 02-20-2004 12:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
yes you need to remember
Remember that you're an idiot? Bud, its lodged in my brain forever.

How does it feel to know that someone is ashamed to share the same planet as you?

Please Kill Yourself


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