[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":de4e2]Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:

Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast.[/quote:de4e2]

It helps in bootcamp, you only get a certain amount of head time, i do the same thing, only go when i gotta.

sometimes i just shit, sometimes i read CGW, and one time i was even watching porn on my dad's laptop while shitting biggrin:

wow, talk about weird lol. That's just wrong!

maxim

Re: So, what do you guys read while on the crapper?
 

HAH! I have Military Small Arms of the 20th Century, 7th Edition!
Good book I must admit.

I like reading Uncle John's Bathroom reader. Theres like 14 editions.