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Ydiss 07-16-2003 12:50 PM

Holy jackhammer, batman, this forum's full of belligerants.

Tell your mum. That's all you should do for now.

Also, tell him you don't appreciate him yelling at anyone in your familly.

If they both ignore you, then tell the police yourself.

I'm almost certain that the police wouldn't look kindly on you just kicking the shit out of him unless he was an intruder, or it was in self defence.

So, unless you can provoke him to attack you (and prove it) by beating him up you'd more than likely end up the one in the shit.

Unless America's law system is really that screwed up.

Bazooka_Joe 07-16-2003 02:13 PM

Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?

07-16-2003 03:25 PM

quote="White Rabbit"]you can also cum in his favorite drink[/quote]


ahah thats the best i'm gonna do that to my ass hole step dad now.

But you should get stand up to him and if it get vilont have a knife with you so if your over powered stab him or something and like say he was gonna monlest you quote snipymagoo that would work great!

07-16-2003 04:20 PM

[quote="Sicilian_Summers":16a5d]Make him an offer he can't refuse.[/quote:16a5d]
Godfather owns

LtHess 07-16-2003 04:50 PM

Challenge him
 
You should not let him insult your sister's honor! Any proper gentleman would know that. You should challenge him to a duel, but that would not be legal in the States, nor Britain, so challenge him to a boking competition. Or fence him. Do you know how to fence? Is fencing allowed in the States?

ED 07-16-2003 04:59 PM

Re: Challenge him
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LtHess
You should not let him insult your sister's honor! Any proper gentleman would know that. You should challenge him to a duel, but that would not be legal in the States, nor Britain, so challenge him to a boking competition. Or fence him. Do you know how to fence? Is fencing allowed in the States?

He's not fucking his sister - i think - so who gives a shit about her "honor".

07-16-2003 05:17 PM

next time the sucka yells at your sister, get in his face and start up like R Lee. Ermey, that should:

1. scare him into thinking you're a psycho, hopefully he'll leave the state
2. provoke a fight

07-16-2003 07:04 PM

"Do you suck balls _____(his name)!?
Bullshit, you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

07-16-2003 07:06 PM

or was that dick? bah i have a bad memory

LtHess 07-16-2003 07:09 PM

i do
 
You sir, you should care about honor. We all should.

07-16-2003 08:56 PM

"you think you're a man yelling at my sister numbnuts?
newsflash, the army throws out better material than your fat, dickless ass"

not vintage Ermey, but in his style

McCoy 03 07-16-2003 11:35 PM

I'd call the police, it's domestic violence, and abuse...

hake:

07-17-2003 12:36 AM

get a tape recorder and tape his ass then play it for your mom. i am sure your a kid so he could kick your ass. maybe tell your dad. your mom wont believe with out evidence and then she thinks shes in love, good luck.

Swill 07-17-2003 12:48 AM

umm
 
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":2ba2c]Swill, you might have answered this already, but reading the first few replies, I decided not to trifle through the entire thread.

How old are you?

How old is he, or how old do you think he is?

How tall do you think he is, and weight?

How old is your sister?[/quote:2ba2c]


ummm ok thansk for the advice again guys...lmao, i talked to my mom and shes like oh he didnt scream at her...i`m like bull shit....

k joe,i`m almost 16...hes about 48"mexican" if that matters?
were caucassion lol i cant spell....and hes probably like 5`2....190-200 pounds...
my sister is only 12 years old.....
so there ya go ......

Cool Fool 07-17-2003 01:18 AM

Re: oh yeah....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swill1496
one more thing.....one of you asked if hes bigger or smaller? hes like 5`2 200 pounds...so yeah i can take him down....
and hes not so skinny himself...hes got a big beerbelly...wtf?

lmao oh god what do i do....

see i get paranoid sometimes ...and now here comes a bad situation for that....

5'2? damn hes short


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