8) His last name is Howad and not Howard

7) Fiddy is fun to say.

6) He does a hell of a lot of charity work that most people are unaware of.

5) nigga got shot 9 times and decided not to die

4) He owns a candy shop

3) He's got tatoos!

2) because he overcame his childhood speech impetiment and made millions of it. "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g unit!"

1) he is profecient in small firearms and explosives (so he claims in his tracks)



TOP TEN excuses for masturbating to a picture of david hasselhoff

10) because im fucking gay, there is no punchline for this reason


beat that

9) he's got fab abs!

8) Fucker can skim the surface of water like jesus.

7) His hairy chest excites me.

6) He had a talking Car

5. [img]http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10103000/10103337.jpg[/img]

Who couldn't masturbate to that?

4) because he has had multiple hits in Germany

3. he reminds me of my best friend that i was in love with yet never told him