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I know what kind of abuse this will garner here, so spare me.
I'm actually not very good at talking to people. Especially girls. Its a miracle I ever get any. Or pity. Whatever.

ANyway, this whole college thing has got me really freaked out. I went to an open house thing today, and this pretty girl was sitting in the row ahead of me. To my surprise and slight suspicion (see: fatish) she turned around and asked me if I wanted to sit with her. This is a strange thing for an antisocial like myself to encounter. I tried to say something funny in a nervous sort of way indicating that Id like to, but I cant because of antisocial tendencies. Nervous laugh. Instead, what left my mouth was a rather rude sounding bastardization of this that really felgt and sounded like a snubbing. To the extreme oOo: . Anyway, she got this offended look and turned around. After, I tred to talk to her. I found her, she was alone in line for something, and I just couldnt say anything to her. I just turned my back and walked off. And I know Im gonna see her tommorrow at theater auditions, and its gonna fuck me up.

The point is, I cant talk to girls at all. I cant approach one even for the simplest things, like "Hey, I think I used to go to junior school with you" or "hey, sorry about my unintentional rude snubbing you yesterday".

I hate my life. loney:

How about "Sure", or "Uhh, sure"?

You just have to develop a sense of self-confidence. Are you self-confident? Doesn't sound like it from that post. That may be one of the biggest turn-offs for a girl.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":c7de9]You just have to develop a sense of self-confidence. Are you self-confident? Doesn't sound like it from that post. That may be one of the biggest turn-offs for a girl.[/quote:c7de9]
none at all.

Blase, you dont get it. There is absolutely no way I could ever sit next to a girl this pretty.

good list by zoner
knives are a must
fishing pole if you live by a lake or river...as i do biggrin:
another mode of transport around campus..like a bike
camera...FYI the smaller ones are great for inter frat and sorority parties
microwave popcorn
ramen noodles
chips w/ salsa or queso
drinks - stay AWAY from cheap beer (btw alcohol is allowed in the dorms at my school, but you have to be of age and youre only allowed a 6 pack or 1 bottle of liquer or wine) very few RA's check though
keychain flashlight - saved my ass last semester from a skunk

jesus, jameson was fucking disguisting when i drank it. i dont know howyou can suppor that stuff...

Then what you have isn't a lack of any personality trait, but something much farther reaching, like a mental handicap.

based on what Ive experienced again and again, I wouldnt snub my nose at this idea. Crap, I could be socially retarded

pretend shes a dude

Wow, you're thinking too much, and you think that a girl has an opinion/logical reasoning. Girls want to be treated like shit, and ignored. They're all attention whores who are only good for screwing.. well I guess maybe not college chicks, seeing as how they want an education. Ha.

"That's what I love about those high school girls, man... I get older...they stay the same age" LAWL

you need a suitcase full of womens undegarmentss

Had a whole bottle of it on my birthday. Took me 3 hours to finish it and I ended up getting carried back to my room. To each his own.
Coma Let your testes drop and you will get better with girls.
dorm rooms should be as comfortable and close to home as possible as it is your new home.

Aspergers