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KTOG 08-13-2005 03:37 PM

1) Coleman is actually a God-fearing homosexual happy:

Top 10 Reasons To Drop Out of School

10) Peter North Called.

Bullitt 08-13-2005 03:40 PM

9) caught masturbating to American Grizzly in the girls bathroom

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 03:40 PM

9) You can get a Good Enough Degree

Nyck 08-13-2005 03:42 PM

8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1

roflmao +1 rock:

Bean 2 08-13-2005 04:00 PM

7) Because living in your parents basement and working at McDonalds as been your life long dream.

08-13-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1

Funniest thing ever posted.

+1

6) the school serves bad food

KTOG 08-13-2005 04:08 PM

5) Why learn from your teachers when you can just have sex with them. (Then marry them 6 years later)

Tripper 08-13-2005 04:16 PM

4) The principal wants to fuck you. He's ugly as shit.

Tystnad 08-13-2005 04:18 PM

3) For some reason, all your female teachers are pregnant.

Pyro 08-13-2005 05:16 PM

2) homosexuality is looked down upon, so instead of taking abuse for it at school...you shoot a midget in the head, get sentenced to prison, now you can administer the bum darts abuse to your fellow cell mates.

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 05:23 PM

1) Your parents love you




Top Ten Reasons To Jack off In a hot tub with guy friends



10) It's a sausage fest, it's the manly thing to do.

Pyro 08-13-2005 05:30 PM

9) Guys are competitve, so it is no surprise they must have a long distance cum shooting contest.

Eight Ace 08-13-2005 05:31 PM

8) ur a bunch of homosexuals.

Tystnad 08-13-2005 05:35 PM

7) You have no friends.

Forte 08-13-2005 05:58 PM

(6) cause whoever has the largest load gets to bang the losers girlfriend.

Eight Ace 08-13-2005 06:05 PM

5) you love to have a hot-tub full of cum swirl around you.

KTOG 08-13-2005 06:15 PM

4) You always wanted a salt water hot tub.

Tripper 08-13-2005 06:36 PM

3) You like the scent

Tystnad 08-13-2005 06:37 PM

2) Its pen0r

Nyck 08-13-2005 06:47 PM

1) To find out who your real "friends" are.

Top 10 famous last words.

10) God Damn this is great ham sammich - Mama Cass

Tripper 08-13-2005 06:54 PM

9.) [.img]goatse.jpg[./img] - most people who get teh bannd

Tystnad 08-13-2005 06:55 PM

8) All is lost. Monks, monks, monks! - Henry VIII

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 06:58 PM

7) "Where're all deh white women at?" - Random Negro in 1932 American South

Eight Ace 08-13-2005 07:17 PM

6) hey guys!...ever seen anyone try this!?

KTOG 08-13-2005 07:22 PM

5) Fuck you king, its not like the world revolves around you! - Copernicus

08-13-2005 07:57 PM

4) "I love you, Eva" - Adolf Hitler, 1945

Coleman 08-13-2005 08:00 PM

"Where's my joint?" -Louis Armstrong

newt. 08-13-2005 08:05 PM

2) wheres the pin?

Coleman 08-13-2005 08:09 PM

1.) lkasl,.jowasklj --Pope John Paul II


Top 10 things that make you say "What the fuck?" when you see it

10) hammster sex

elstatec 08-13-2005 08:11 PM

9) lemonparty.org

08-13-2005 08:12 PM

8) Akuma not sacrificing the cute bunny before sex...

duncey 08-13-2005 08:17 PM

7. Docter Duffy.

elstatec 08-13-2005 08:38 PM

Its Doctor with an O not an E you stupid fucking ignorant piece of shit-dead-mutilated babie's miscarriage.

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 08:43 PM

6)
Quote:

Originally Posted by elstatec
...shit-dead-mutilated babie's miscarriage.


Tripper 08-13-2005 08:54 PM

5) Sadomachoism.wmv

elstatec 08-13-2005 08:56 PM

4) my setinfo link in #92bengals which gives a link to a guy being fucked in the uretha buy a big fucking dildo. yo.

geRV 08-13-2005 09:06 PM

3) Sclasses retarded large\bent\mutated anal probing\pleasuring thumb. oOo:

Stammer 08-13-2005 09:09 PM

2) Girls AOL profiles.

spank:

Jin-Roh 08-13-2005 09:10 PM

1) Coleman's Brown Magic

Top Ten Reasons To Avoid Gerv in a Wrestling Match

10) He'll fuck you in the ear.


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