1) Coleman is actually a God-fearing homosexual happy:

Top 10 Reasons To Drop Out of School

10) Peter North Called.

9) caught masturbating to American Grizzly in the girls bathroom

9) You can get a Good Enough Degree

8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1

roflmao +1 rock:

7) Because living in your parents basement and working at McDonalds as been your life long dream.

Funniest thing ever posted.

+1

6) the school serves bad food

5) Why learn from your teachers when you can just have sex with them. (Then marry them 6 years later)

4) The principal wants to fuck you. He's ugly as shit.

3) For some reason, all your female teachers are pregnant.

2) homosexuality is looked down upon, so instead of taking abuse for it at school...you shoot a midget in the head, get sentenced to prison, now you can administer the bum darts abuse to your fellow cell mates.

1) Your parents love you




Top Ten Reasons To Jack off In a hot tub with guy friends



10) It's a sausage fest, it's the manly thing to do.

9) Guys are competitve, so it is no surprise they must have a long distance cum shooting contest.

8) ur a bunch of homosexuals.

7) You have no friends.

(6) cause whoever has the largest load gets to bang the losers girlfriend.

5) you love to have a hot-tub full of cum swirl around you.

4) You always wanted a salt water hot tub.

3) You like the scent

2) Its pen0r

1) To find out who your real "friends" are.

Top 10 famous last words.

10) God Damn this is great ham sammich - Mama Cass

9.) [.img]goatse.jpg[./img] - most people who get teh bannd

8) All is lost. Monks, monks, monks! - Henry VIII

7) "Where're all deh white women at?" - Random Negro in 1932 American South

6) hey guys!...ever seen anyone try this!?

5) Fuck you king, its not like the world revolves around you! - Copernicus

4) "I love you, Eva" - Adolf Hitler, 1945

"Where's my joint?" -Louis Armstrong

2) wheres the pin?

1.) lkasl,.jowasklj --Pope John Paul II


Top 10 things that make you say "What the fuck?" when you see it

10) hammster sex

9) lemonparty.org

8) Akuma not sacrificing the cute bunny before sex...

7. Docter Duffy.

Its Doctor with an O not an E you stupid fucking ignorant piece of shit-dead-mutilated babie's miscarriage.

6)

5) Sadomachoism.wmv

4) my setinfo link in #92bengals which gives a link to a guy being fucked in the uretha buy a big fucking dildo. yo.

3) Sclasses retarded large\bent\mutated anal probing\pleasuring thumb. oOo:

2) Girls AOL profiles.

spank:

1) Coleman's Brown Magic

Top Ten Reasons To Avoid Gerv in a Wrestling Match

10) He'll fuck you in the ear.