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Stammer 08-13-2005 09:14 PM
9) He'll shove a video card up your ass.

geRV 08-13-2005 09:17 PM
8) He'll make you scream like a bitch by applying limb locks learned from around 20 years of watching it.

Eight Ace 08-13-2005 09:19 PM
7) His appalling lack of hygiene.

08-13-2005 09:37 PM
6) his constant smell of corned beef and potatoes

NexusRevived 08-13-2005 09:49 PM
5) Wrath of ATI Lvl. 8 (100 mana)

Nyck 08-13-2005 09:50 PM
4.) STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!!! SLOBBERKNOCKER BBQ SAUCE!

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 10:12 PM
3) You'll crush him.

Wilko 08-13-2005 10:17 PM
2) He smells like onions

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wilko
2) He smells like onions
1) He'll whack you with a pool-ball

YAYAYAYAY...

Top Ten reasons why would avoid having breafast with Nyck

Da_Bian 08-13-2005 10:52 PM
10) he farts with every swollow of food

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 10:57 PM
8) He'll hotlink you to College Humor.

TonyMontana 08-13-2005 11:05 PM
7) He has a Peter North poster on his refridgerator

Nyck 08-13-2005 11:26 PM
6.) BECAUSE I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL WITH HOT SAUCE TO MAKE ME FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Doctor Duffy 08-13-2005 11:27 PM
fuck off. -tony

Tripper 08-13-2005 11:49 PM
5.) You may be eating your own harvested cunt nectar.

Coleman 08-13-2005 11:50 PM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":a9aad]fuck off. -tony[/quote:a9aad]lmao

Proteus 08-14-2005 12:04 AM
4) Because you don't have all day.

Miscguy 08-14-2005 12:16 AM
3) You believe a 4 course meal is truly ment for dinner.

Da_Bian 08-14-2005 12:17 AM
2) his woman will want you for dessert (literally)

hey, we missed 9)

Miscguy 08-14-2005 12:22 AM
Cause duffys a n00b.

1) You wont get anthing to eat.

Top 10 things not to say during sex.

Jin-Roh 08-14-2005 12:30 AM
10) "oops"

newt. 08-14-2005 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miscguy
Cause duffys a n00b.

1) You wont get anthing to eat.

Top 10 things not to say during sex.
1)

White Rabbit 08-14-2005 12:32 AM
9) maybe we should turn the lights off

Stammer 08-14-2005 12:34 AM
8) Since when did women have two holes there?

anti 08-14-2005 12:35 AM
7.) oh yeah sis

Da_Bian 08-14-2005 12:35 AM
6) mother has a mole there too

Stammer 08-14-2005 12:36 AM
5) It feels just like my fleshlight!

Doctor Duffy 08-14-2005 12:36 AM
5) I'll bet you $10 bucks I can fit my entire arm inside

newt. 08-14-2005 12:36 AM
5) "oooohhhh yeeaaa ...........duffy?"

Stammer 08-14-2005 12:37 AM
2) Your not awake right?

Doctor Duffy 08-14-2005 12:38 AM
4) Left hand, red.

newt. 08-14-2005 12:38 AM
1) stammer sucks better then you bitch

top ten reasons why tripper is retarded

Tripper 08-14-2005 12:39 AM
10) He fucks dudes

Stammer 08-14-2005 12:40 AM
9) He pissed in yo bitches hair

Doctor Duffy 08-14-2005 12:41 AM
8) He is a tripper.

Da_Bian 08-14-2005 12:42 AM
boring
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Miscguy 08-14-2005 01:22 AM
Top ten things not to yell at a gay pride march.

Da_Bian 08-14-2005 01:22 AM
10) y hallo thar, buttsekz?! lolololol

Tripper 08-14-2005 01:29 AM
9) Free gaping anus right here! Come and get it!

Stammer 08-14-2005 01:30 AM
8) Hey...Hey you lesbians! Yeah you, would you be intrested in playing with a tube shaped vagina?


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