9) Fancy a boston steamer guvna?

8) Aint it time to toss in the towel already, ol' chum?

7. I thought you died.

6) Spot of tea & a Hot Carl?

5) What about that princess diana eh???

4) Suck my fucking huge cock you ugly whorefaced, hideous bitch. .....Is that dried semen in the corner of your mouth? Who the fuck is ugly enough to slam their piece in that wrinkly fucking letterbox. FUCKING SLUTTER.

COCKS COCKS ASS BITCH FUCK FUCK SCREEEEEEEAM

imwithstupid:

3) Stand clear you horse-faced old toilet!

2.) I'm wearing a bomb. Does it make my butt look big?

lmao

1-you know you ain't shit if you come to the U.S. right

Top 10 reasons why GF1 is cooler than TMT

1-much better off topic section

^^We's on one, dipshit.
1) Hey sexy

Top Ten things found in Trippars House

1) Mary Wanna

9) Tripper

8) A spectrum of multi-coloured dildos, one for each day of the week

7.) a wookie with pressed, permed hair

6) gERV IN THE BASEMENT!!!