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07-18-2003 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
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Originally Posted by snipeymagoo
kick his ass man, he has been there a couple of weeks you say? he isnt your father, hell he isnt your step f
ather, he is some piece of shit punk who thinks he is your father, beat the shit outta this bitch, and if he is bigger than you.....use a weapon, if he calls the cops, say he was trying to molest you, cops believe kids over adults....especially if you cry biggrin:

dude trust me, if you say he tryed to molest you, the cops WILL believe you, just do that man....

bahahaha, learned that from South Park, didnt you?

Simo Häyhä 07-18-2003 02:40 AM

just take a dump on the hood of his car

Miscguy 07-18-2003 03:07 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":197ba]
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Put a hole in his fuel line that leaks onto the exhaust manifold of his car. It should atleast start a bitchen engine fire. That engine fire should be enough to ignite the gasoline bomb you have strapped to the engine, on the drivers side. Strap some nuts and bolts to the gasoline bomb for added shrapnel. Not to much, dont want it to look to fishy. Perhaps going to a junk yard and getting bolts and so forth from a same model car from the general area you planted you bomb. With luck there should be enough force to consume the drivers side with flames and shrapnel. If not killed he will be royally fucked up and no one would want to be near him.

Why do women near believe there kids in these matters? Dumb bitch, now you have to kill him.

hey, that was my idea, at least give the ol' sarge some credit[/quote:197ba]

Yours was vague and left to much to chance. You get 0 credit because this is my standard tacti... *looks around*

*backs away slowly*

TWZZTD 07-18-2003 04:39 AM

yo F*ck him up! it should just be automatic next time hes sayz shit to you snuff him and stand your ground.

Swill 10-24-2004 01:30 AM

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hi
thanks trip for this great moment:)

Pyro 10-24-2004 01:24 PM

fuck him up.

MrLevinstein 10-24-2004 03:10 PM

I got all nastagic reading posters names in this thread.

imported_Grim_Reaper 10-24-2004 03:26 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":6e271]just take a dump on the hood of his car[/quote:6e271]
i remember when he was a mod...

Mr.Buttocks 10-24-2004 03:43 PM

When did this place turn into the Springer show? eek:

RaNgeR 10-24-2004 06:33 PM

I feel for you, the best thing to do is just tell your mom.

Judas 10-24-2004 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
Is he cute?


Swill 10-24-2004 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas
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Originally Posted by Judas
Is he cute?


classic..

Maplegyver 10-24-2004 08:59 PM

kill yourself

Akuma 10-24-2004 09:09 PM

wtf is up with page 7?

Himmler 10-25-2004 12:38 AM

kick him in the nuts many times happy:


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