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Pyro 02-18-2004 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:

These days many girls are putting out by the age of 13.

It's sad.

Punky 02-18-2004 04:30 PM

ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:

Maplegyver 02-18-2004 04:37 PM

tie her up
thn do what ever the fuck you plz

butch 02-18-2004 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Gerard
What the fucks this? Alliedassault.com for sexually frustrated little hornballs?

Im awaiting somone asking for masturbation instructions, durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
oOo:

if they need instruction you would be the guy all right.

SW-14 02-18-2004 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

I just read through page 3 of this, so sorry if it's been brought up already. You're 15, and she's 15? And there's already been a "last time" for her? WTF??? annoy:

Miscguy 02-18-2004 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Punky
ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:

Im sad that you JUST figured this out. Perhaps some good has come of this thread. Punky is now educated in the shittyness of the world.

Merlin122 02-18-2004 06:15 PM

first, find the village goat and slaughter it in front of her. she will immediately become horneh.

Pyro 02-18-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Punky
ed: ed: I was still playing with my barbies at 13! I didn't even kiss a guy till I was 15! Damn times they are a changin... ed: ed:

We need more girls who don't want to grow up so fast.

Maplegyver 02-18-2004 06:18 PM

fuckemwhilethier young

Zap. USMC 02-18-2004 08:01 PM

As long as she has a bush then it's fair game! oOo:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 02-18-2004 08:06 PM

only if u are as young as they are.

Jason 02-18-2004 08:26 PM

wait itell she is sleeping

Drew 02-18-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:

My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.

Madmartagen 02-18-2004 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by Punky
o my.. i really cant believe i read all of that..
All i have to say is... You are gonna lose this one buddy... she isn't ready.. she isn't going to give in. Don't try to make something happen that wont because you might not be able to control yourself by getting worked up for nothing. If she says no.. leave it at that and talk about it.. shit talk to her about it. Tell her what you are wanting to do and see how she responds. If she says shes not ready (good for her, 15 is toooo fuckin young) and respect that.. cause if not.. she will get rid of you quick.
There is nothing more of a TURN OFF than a guy trying too hard to turn you on...

I still cant believe I read all of that... it is sad.... eek: annoy:

My little sister is 15. A few days ago, she lied about spending the night at a friend's house and stayed at her boyfriend's house.. when his parents weren't home. She came home with a hickey on her neck.

I will say this, if she has an older brother, I would suggest not doing anything. My brother and I got this kid into a room and closed the door and grilled him so hard that he literally pissed himself. Also sent him home with his face busted open from a closed fist to the cheek bone.

Anyway, 15 is too young. Go steal your dad's Playboy or something.

LOL! beer:

TGB! 02-18-2004 09:30 PM

Another proud moment for AA.Com. I'd take most of this "advice" with a grain of salt as most of these cats couldnt score hitting a golf ball through a goal post 3-miles wide. As a wise man said, "those that talk about getting laid, arent"


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