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Top Ten Reasons Why Mike Tyson Should Do Porn
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10) We'll know if he really does have a 14 inch member.
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9) He's not getting enough revenue from selling ear lollipops
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8) He can't get any from any other woman
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7.) What's better than fucking women for a living?
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6) What else can a brutha do?
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5) because the world deserves to see Jenna Jameson take a fat black cock for the 1st time, Not her gay ass husbands pencil dick
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4) Because we can't see him eat children
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3-no way of gettin charged with rape
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2) "Once you go black, chances are you will be attacked"
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1) Because it's the only thing left where he might actually finish first
Top Ten BEST Porn Fetishes |
10) Chopping penises in half
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9) Goddess Bunny
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8) Interracial dead babies
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7) Sadismasochism
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6) Sucking anuses breathing for life
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5) Comatsoes sister. dance:
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4) Fucking a dolphin in the blow hole
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3) Euro chest shitting. cool:
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2) Photochopped GF1 faces on gaysex bodies
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1) ned.
Top Ten reasons ned should be unbanned for. |
10) So I can watch people post pictures of him everytime he posts.
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9) He can replace Duffy, Comatose, and Swill.
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8) Because his sister is hot.
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7) Really? His sister is hot?
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6) To read some more of his wonderful lies.
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5)to see how long he last before zoner decides to ban him again ....
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4) So he can post on how he gets the "ladies".....
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3) He was my go-between with myself and his Sister.
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2) I wanna PM him a million pictures of himself.
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1) Hell musta frozen over
Top 10 Things You Can Do With Rubber Bands At The Office 10) One word: Trebuchet. |
9) Heroin tourniquet
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8) make a rubber band ball and throw it at the mailboy
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7) Flick your bare scrotum with a think banded one to stay awake.
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6) Great substitute for side chew.
5) Strangle annoying lady in the office next to you who doesn't know SHIT about horrormovies |
4) tell the idiots i work with its the newest livestrong bracelet and sell them for $10 /ea.
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3) String tripwires across the kitchen door, triggering a water bucket downpour.
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2) Stop the bloodflow to your hands by wrapping the rubber band around your wrist. Say you have carpel tunnel and leave early!
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1) Flick the boss in the back of the head and blame the engineer who doesn't speak english.
Top Ten Things Overheard at Coleman's Last Band Concert 10) "Man, I'd stick it in her so fast..." |
9) is it true what they say about Coleman's pen0r?
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