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Scalping Chief 08-15-2005 03:53 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Mike Tyson Should Do Porn

Jin-Roh 08-15-2005 03:54 PM

10) We'll know if he really does have a 14 inch member.

Coleman 08-15-2005 03:55 PM

9) He's not getting enough revenue from selling ear lollipops

TonyMontana 08-15-2005 03:55 PM

8) He can't get any from any other woman

Coleman 08-15-2005 03:56 PM

7.) What's better than fucking women for a living?

Tripper 08-15-2005 03:57 PM

6) What else can a brutha do?

Nyck 08-15-2005 04:51 PM

5) because the world deserves to see Jenna Jameson take a fat black cock for the 1st time, Not her gay ass husbands pencil dick

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-15-2005 04:54 PM

4) Because we can't see him eat children

Michael 08-15-2005 05:11 PM

3-no way of gettin charged with rape

KTOG 08-15-2005 05:52 PM

2) "Once you go black, chances are you will be attacked"

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-15-2005 09:43 PM

1) Because it's the only thing left where he might actually finish first

Top Ten BEST Porn Fetishes

Tripper 08-15-2005 09:46 PM

10) Chopping penises in half

TonyMontana 08-15-2005 09:49 PM

9) Goddess Bunny

Wilko 08-15-2005 09:51 PM

8) Interracial dead babies

08-15-2005 10:02 PM

7) Sadismasochism

Tripper 08-15-2005 10:33 PM

6) Sucking anuses breathing for life

elstatec 08-15-2005 11:00 PM

5) Comatsoes sister. dance:

Stammer 08-15-2005 11:03 PM

4) Fucking a dolphin in the blow hole

Eight Ace 08-15-2005 11:03 PM

3) Euro chest shitting. cool:

Stammer 08-15-2005 11:04 PM

2) Photochopped GF1 faces on gaysex bodies

elstatec 08-15-2005 11:08 PM

1) ned.


Top Ten reasons ned should be unbanned for.

Stammer 08-15-2005 11:11 PM

10) So I can watch people post pictures of him everytime he posts.

Jin-Roh 08-15-2005 11:13 PM

9) He can replace Duffy, Comatose, and Swill.

Wilko 08-16-2005 12:12 AM

8) Because his sister is hot.

Jin-Roh 08-16-2005 12:13 AM

7) Really? His sister is hot?

Tripper 08-16-2005 12:14 AM

6) To read some more of his wonderful lies.

eeves 08-16-2005 02:52 AM

5)to see how long he last before zoner decides to ban him again ....

Hawke 08-16-2005 03:07 AM

4) So he can post on how he gets the "ladies".....

Wilko 08-16-2005 03:21 AM

3) He was my go-between with myself and his Sister.

Tripper 08-16-2005 05:37 AM

2) I wanna PM him a million pictures of himself.

Zoner 08-16-2005 07:46 AM

1) Hell musta frozen over

Top 10 Things You Can Do With Rubber Bands At The Office

10) One word: Trebuchet.

KTOG 08-16-2005 07:56 AM

9) Heroin tourniquet

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-16-2005 08:20 AM

8) make a rubber band ball and throw it at the mailboy

Zoner 08-16-2005 08:22 AM

7) Flick your bare scrotum with a think banded one to stay awake.

KTOG 08-16-2005 08:37 AM

6) Great substitute for side chew.
5) Strangle annoying lady in the office next to you who doesn't know SHIT about horrormovies

Bleuachdu 08-16-2005 08:38 AM

4) tell the idiots i work with its the newest livestrong bracelet and sell them for $10 /ea.

Zoner 08-16-2005 08:42 AM

3) String tripwires across the kitchen door, triggering a water bucket downpour.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-16-2005 08:57 AM

2) Stop the bloodflow to your hands by wrapping the rubber band around your wrist. Say you have carpel tunnel and leave early!

Zoner 08-16-2005 09:04 AM

1) Flick the boss in the back of the head and blame the engineer who doesn't speak english.

Top Ten Things Overheard at Coleman's Last Band Concert

10) "Man, I'd stick it in her so fast..."

Da_Bian 08-16-2005 09:22 AM

9) is it true what they say about Coleman's pen0r?


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