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KTOG 08-16-2005 09:26 AM

8) They did WHAT in Denmark?

Wilko 08-16-2005 09:35 AM

7) "Hey babe, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"

KTOG 08-16-2005 09:40 AM

6) "Nice ties." - Gay Kid


5) "Shit! Who put one of these AIDs infected needles on my seat!?!!" - Gary's Mom

Tripper 08-16-2005 03:53 PM

4) He's sleeping with that little bitch, I can smell the semen when I wash his underwear. - Colemun's Mum.

duncey 08-16-2005 04:02 PM

3. "... What kind of dildo was it?"

Jin-Roh 08-16-2005 04:03 PM

2. "Damn, look at the arms on that girl!"

duncey 08-16-2005 04:08 PM

1. "You did WHAT.... WITH WHAT?"


Top Ten Reasons Barney is a Bad Influence On Kids.

KTOG 08-16-2005 04:11 PM

10) His huge dinosaur penis drags on public television. (or is that his tail)

Jin-Roh 08-16-2005 04:14 PM

9) Purple is gay

KTOG 08-16-2005 04:15 PM

8) Blind people can't see him

Tripper 08-16-2005 04:18 PM

7) He fucked yo bitch and the clique you claim

duncey 08-16-2005 04:20 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":9e40c]9) Purple is gay[/quote:9e40c]



That's violet, but stfu.

Stammer 08-16-2005 04:42 PM

6) He pluged Fred Flintstone

White Rabbit 08-16-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
7) He fucked yo bitch and the clique you claim


happy: happy: happy:

Simo Häyhä 08-16-2005 05:01 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":2e571]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
7) He fucked yo bitch and the clique you claim


happy: happy: happy:[/quote:2e571]
+1 biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-16-2005 06:44 PM

5) Because his dinosaur friend is named BJ

[img]http://sample.fansofbarney.com/images/BarneyFan/b5.gif[/img]

Wilko 08-16-2005 07:22 PM

4) How could anything that readily proclaims it's love for 3 year olds be good?

Michael 08-16-2005 09:11 PM

3-he's a purple dino ffs, he's hogging too much attention away from the purple gay-a-tubbie

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-16-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M79
3-he's a purple dino ffs, he's hogging too much attention away from the purple gay-a-tubbie

don't forget Grimace

Stammer 08-16-2005 09:49 PM

2) He spams !unf in #GroundForce1

1) He jerks off to fossils.

Ten reasons why GroundForce1 should be made into a relgion.

newt. 08-16-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stammer
Ten reasons why GroundForce1 should be made into a cult.

10. maybe we'll set up a mass suicide, and stammer will drink first

Michael 08-16-2005 10:13 PM

9-we can elect nyck as our god and pray to him

08-16-2005 10:15 PM

8) We can all be castrated.

Doctor Duffy 08-16-2005 10:18 PM

8) We can all be circumsized, Gee-eff wun style.

strvs 08-16-2005 10:29 PM

7) religious sacrifice will be common place. cya duffy.

KTOG 08-16-2005 10:42 PM

6) We already have the gay orgies down, why not get tax breaks for it?

Nyck 08-16-2005 10:43 PM

5) Fuck Jesus and his Dad

KTOG 08-16-2005 10:45 PM

4) 2 words Matching Jumpsuits .... or is it 3 words ... oh fuck it.

Proteus 08-16-2005 10:50 PM

Should be on two...

Nyck 08-16-2005 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Should be on two...

You suck at counting go back to preschool.

Tripper 08-17-2005 12:36 AM

I DUNNO WHAT NUMBER IT IS

Coleman 08-17-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Should be on two...

You suck at counting go back to preschool.

actually he's right...

NexusRevived 08-17-2005 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
I DUNNO WHAT NUMBER IT IS


rofl

Jin-Roh 08-17-2005 02:34 AM

Fuck this.


TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULD LEARN TO COUNT:

1) It allows you to know who has the bigger shlong.

Da_Bian 08-17-2005 02:45 AM

That's crap.

Nyck 08-17-2005 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Proteus
Should be on two...

You suck at counting go back to preschool.

actually he's right...

no hes not...duffy doesnt count remember. biggrin:

Tripper 08-17-2005 06:39 AM

2. You can count how many cocks you can fit in your ass

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-17-2005 07:15 AM

3) You can count how many hours of porn you enjoyed

KTOG 08-17-2005 07:57 AM

4) Its a turn on for this guy:

[img]http://www.icedotblue.com/singlebloke/images/articles/20020721024523469_1.jpg[/img]

Wilko 08-17-2005 08:02 AM

5) So you can be a Science nerd like the people in [url=http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1009772:11e40]this thread[/url:11e40].


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