So, what do you guys read while on the crapper?
 

For me..... Military Small Arms of The 20th Century 5th Edition.

Thrasher or my SI Swimsuit Issues

I cant read, i'm too busy trying to get it out

If you feel like logging, use plastic toilet paper

How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.

Yeah, but my toilet seat is padded so I tend to stay longer than I have to.

LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!

Agreed.

maximumPC and FHM

the only magazines i read, i use to read Maxim but i find FHM to be better

if jay Leno came out with a book of all the headlines he has had on the show, i would read that everytime. I mean, how could you miss headlines like this?
[img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2427/H_2427_13.jpg[/img]
Feel the irony?

Nothing... 5 minutes im in, washed up and out. Better places to spend my life... So im told.

Very valid topic Innoxx, even if the tortoises head is sticking out,
I'm still disappointed if there's not some form of literature at hand.

ps: SoLiDUS, suggest carrying packet of Wet-Ones.

LOL

Duly noted, Eight Ace!

MAD magazine. Always MAD.

Maxim. That's good crappin' readin'.