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Proteus 07-26-2004 11:50 PM

the Onion.
 
Anybody ever read it? I have it.

Funniest, fucking, book, EVER.

I couldn't stop laughing. Get it. Now.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 3?v=glance

Short Hand 07-26-2004 11:51 PM

ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.

Proteus 07-26-2004 11:53 PM

[quote="Short Hand":6adaa]ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.[/quote:6adaa]

Quit changing the subject Frenchie.

Jotun 07-27-2004 12:58 AM

Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com

the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.

My favorite side headlines were:

Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.

Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.

Scorched Earth 07-27-2004 01:03 AM

i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot

Jotun 07-27-2004 01:04 AM

[quote="Scorched Earth":01cbb]i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot[/quote:01cbb]
Being that you are my brother....Yes.

Short Hand 07-27-2004 04:07 AM

[quote=Proteus]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":379aa
ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.

Quit changing the subject Frenchie.[/quote:379aa]

im not french.

KTOG 07-27-2004 04:12 AM

[quote=Jotun]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Scorched Earth":82891
i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot

Being that you are my brother....Yes.[/quote:82891]

haha

Bleuachdu 07-27-2004 08:29 AM

Its a newspaper from Univ. Wisconsin I think? Anyway, funnnnnnny as shit

Bean 2 07-27-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.

ROFL thank you. I needed that right before going to work. That made my day.

Proteus 07-27-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com

the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.

My favorite side headlines were:

Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.

Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.

My favorites:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
-Neil Armstrong's first memorable words on moon: "Holy living fuck!"

"U.S. Troops withdraw from Vietnamese peasent girl"

bukdez 07-27-2004 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jotun
Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

bwahahaha... pure genius...

Zoner 07-27-2004 02:11 PM

I've been reading theonion.com for years. It hasn't been that funny recently, but some of it is still pure gold.

I love the Herbert Kornfeld editorials. Hilarious. rock:

3/3 Marine 07-27-2004 02:15 PM

Jim Anchower is the best........

Proteus 07-27-2004 04:47 PM

[quote="Short Hand":f781c][quote=Proteus]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Short Hand":f781c
ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.

Quit changing the subject Frenchie.[/quote:f781c]

im not french.[/quote:f781c]

Since when did that matter?


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