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Default the Onion. - 07-26-2004, 11:50 PM
Anybody ever read it? I have it.

Funniest, fucking, book, EVER.

I couldn't stop laughing. Get it. Now.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... 3?v=glance
  
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Default 07-26-2004, 11:51 PM
ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.
  
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Default 07-26-2004, 11:53 PM
[quote="Short Hand":6adaa]ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.[/quote:6adaa]

Quit changing the subject Frenchie.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 12:58 AM
Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com

the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.

My favorite side headlines were:

Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.

Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:03 AM
i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:04 AM
[quote="Scorched Earth":01cbb]i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot[/quote:01cbb]
Being that you are my brother....Yes.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 04:07 AM
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ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.
Quit changing the subject Frenchie.[/quote:379aa]

im not french.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 04:12 AM
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i have two of the books...they r the best.....
Jesus Converts To Islam
Jesus Kills Two At An Abortion Clinic Riot
Being that you are my brother....Yes.[/quote:82891]

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Default 07-27-2004, 08:29 AM
Its a newspaper from Univ. Wisconsin I think? Anyway, funnnnnnny as shit
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 09:21 AM
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Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.
ROFL thank you. I needed that right before going to work. That made my day.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 10:15 AM
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Its not just a book, they have a site too. http://www.theonion.com

the book is amazing, my bro has it. funniest shit i have ever read.

My favorite side headlines were:

Ska Band Outnumbers Audience

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat.

Yngwie Malmsteen Changes Middle Name to "Fucking"

Little Boys Prayers Answered, God Answers No.
My favorites:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"
-Neil Armstrong's first memorable words on moon: "Holy living fuck!"

"U.S. Troops withdraw from Vietnamese peasent girl"
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:21 PM
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bwahahaha... pure genius...
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 02:11 PM
I've been reading theonion.com for years. It hasn't been that funny recently, but some of it is still pure gold.

I love the Herbert Kornfeld editorials. Hilarious. rock:

http://www.fpsgameforums.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=5399&dateline=1213387 247
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 02:15 PM
Jim Anchower is the best........
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 04:47 PM
[quote="Short Hand":f781c][quote=Proteus]
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ever watched the movie, the onion field ? great movie.
Quit changing the subject Frenchie.[/quote:f781c]

im not french.[/quote:f781c]

Since when did that matter?
  
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