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Da_Bian 06-26-2006 01:09 PM

rat poo in my cola
 
Tonight I got an extra special bonus in my cola.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/ ... atpoo1.jpg
Looks like rat poo to me.
I sucked it up through my straw (unknowingly of course) and spat this thing out.
IT WAS IN MY MOUTH!! YUCK!!
It didn't taste like poo. It doesn't smell like poo. But it sure looks like poo!!

I won't say where I bought the cola from just yet. I'll let you guess for now.
We have phoned the establishment already. A manager called us back offering a VIP card or some petty thing. They're going to phone us back again tomorrow to discuss the matter more.

I still can't get the feeling out of my head. That little rat poo, the size of a pea, rolling around in my mouth, touching my tongue, my teeth... YUCK! I almost barfed. I still might.

I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?

CoMaToSe 06-26-2006 01:14 PM

when life gives you rate feaces, shut up and eat your damn feaces.

Nyck 06-26-2006 01:19 PM

disgusting..lol

CoMaToSe 06-26-2006 01:20 PM

is it mcdonalds?
eek:

Jin-Roh 06-26-2006 01:29 PM

ban comatose


PS: I will pray for you bian.

CoMaToSe 06-26-2006 01:29 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":759f2]ban comatose
[/quote:759f2]
Jin fux dudes. SRSLY. ban: plzdie:

Himmler 06-26-2006 01:32 PM

now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

Blase 06-26-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

He's in Taiwan. It's like a staple of their diet or something.

Arch 06-26-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

indeed

Chronic Diarrhea 06-26-2006 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase
Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

He's in Taiwan. It's like a staple of their diet or something.

LOL.

gtboys34 06-26-2006 04:54 PM

siq wit it

Tripper 06-26-2006 05:39 PM

Is it easy to sue in Taiwan? happy:


...DA BIAN.

Eight Ace 06-26-2006 05:44 PM

Re: rat poo in my cola
 
[quote="Da_Bian":885f4] I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?[/quote:885f4]

oohh no....just a little thing called [b][size=7]BUBONIC PLAGUE!!![/size][/b] ed:



"Small rodents such as rats, mice, and squirrels carry the infection."

[url="http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/bubonicplague/a/111602.htm"]http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/buboni ... 111602.htm[/url]


RIP

Pyro 06-26-2006 06:01 PM

I doubt he'll be able to get much out of this

it isn't the states after all.

SoLiDUS 06-26-2006 08:25 PM

Get it analyzed by a lab: it could be undissolved concentrated cola syrup. My opinion is that even if it turns out to be poo, you'll have a tough time proving it was in the can to begin with...


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