[Da_Bian]

Tonight I got an extra special bonus in my cola.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/ ... atpoo1.jpg
Looks like rat poo to me.
I sucked it up through my straw (unknowingly of course) and spat this thing out.
IT WAS IN MY MOUTH!! YUCK!!
It didn't taste like poo. It doesn't smell like poo. But it sure looks like poo!!

I won't say where I bought the cola from just yet. I'll let you guess for now.
We have phoned the establishment already. A manager called us back offering a VIP card or some petty thing. They're going to phone us back again tomorrow to discuss the matter more.

I still can't get the feeling out of my head. That little rat poo, the size of a pea, rolling around in my mouth, touching my tongue, my teeth... YUCK! I almost barfed. I still might.

I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?

[CoMaToSe]

when life gives you rate feaces, shut up and eat your damn feaces.

[Nyck]

disgusting..lol

[CoMaToSe]

is it mcdonalds?
eek:

[Jin-Roh]

ban comatose


PS: I will pray for you bian.

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Jin-Roh":759f2]ban comatose
[/quote:759f2]
Jin fux dudes. SRSLY. ban: plzdie:

[Himmler]

now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

[Blase]

Originally Posted by Himmler

now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

He's in Taiwan. It's like a staple of their diet or something.

[Arch]

Originally Posted by Himmler

now THAT is something worth sueing over. get rich quick for eating rat feces.

indeed

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Originally Posted by Blase

He's in Taiwan. It's like a staple of their diet or something.

LOL.

[gtboys34]

siq wit it

[Tripper]

Is it easy to sue in Taiwan? happy:


...DA BIAN.

[Eight Ace]

[quote="Da_Bian":885f4] I won't catch anything or be poisoned, will I?[/quote:885f4]

oohh no....just a little thing called [b][size=7]BUBONIC PLAGUE!!![/size][/b] ed:



"Small rodents such as rats, mice, and squirrels carry the infection."

[url="http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/bubonicplague/a/111602.htm"]http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/buboni ... 111602.htm[/url]


RIP

[Pyro]

I doubt he'll be able to get much out of this

it isn't the states after all.

[SoLiDUS]

Get it analyzed by a lab: it could be undissolved concentrated cola syrup. My opinion is that even if it turns out to be poo, you'll have a tough time proving it was in the can to begin with...