I need advice
 

"so..ive decided..
you are going to teach
me how to do something.
okay?? haha
i will explain later..
but its something ive never
done before..annnd i dont
really want any of my friends to know
ive tried it..buut..you need to
teach me tonight, haha im curious.

call me!! ♥"


So I got this message from a girl and i have no idea Wtf shes talking about, im suppose to go to her party tonight...but its about an hour from where i live, so i dunno...Any guess on what that means? lolz

Re: I need advice
 

Call her.

she wants to SUCK YO DIKKIKKKKK

Its obvious she wants some backdoor pleasure. Do eet!

Why the fuck do you need advice? Obviously you're just trying to show us how much an e-master pimp you are. Chances are she's gonna crucify your dick anyway.

I say hear out her offer before going...

so call her.

Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....

Well then, I think what she's trying to say is that she wants to rip apart your asshole.

so hed be perfectly fine with you using the bitch...

sounds like the makings of a gang bang to me...

go and find out..keep us updated

beer: i want to know more

you go and see what she wants. if she says she wants you to have sex with her brother say no and leave. if she says she wants you to have sex with her and shes hot do it. if she is ugly, don't go.

I'd say 95% she wants you to teach her how to give a great blowjob...


CALL HER AND REPORT BACK A.S.A.P SOLDIER


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She wants you to insert the new PS3 up her ass while she blows her current b/f.