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Default I need advice - 11-18-2006, 04:05 PM
"so..ive decided..
you are going to teach
me how to do something.
okay?? haha
i will explain later..
but its something ive never
done before..annnd i dont
really want any of my friends to know
ive tried it..buut..you need to
teach me tonight, haha im curious.

call me!! ♥"


So I got this message from a girl and i have no idea Wtf shes talking about, im suppose to go to her party tonight...but its about an hour from where i live, so i dunno...Any guess on what that means? lolz
  
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Default Re: I need advice - 11-18-2006, 04:21 PM
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call me!! ♥"

Call her.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 04:32 PM
she wants to SUCK YO DIKKIKKKKK
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 04:37 PM
Its obvious she wants some backdoor pleasure. Do eet!
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 04:54 PM
Why the fuck do you need advice? Obviously you're just trying to show us how much an e-master pimp you are. Chances are she's gonna crucify your dick anyway.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 05:33 PM
I say hear out her offer before going...

so call her.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 05:43 PM
Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 05:45 PM
Well then, I think what she's trying to say is that she wants to rip apart your asshole.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 05:47 PM
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Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....
so hed be perfectly fine with you using the bitch...
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 05:47 PM
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Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....
sounds like the makings of a gang bang to me...
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 07:45 PM
go and find out..keep us updated

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 07:58 PM
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Actually ...No BDG....I thought it would be funny to see what you guys would come up with... calmdown:


Also i forgot to mention she has a bf and her ex-bf is a friend of mine...and he pretty much hates her....
sounds like the makings of a gang bang to me...
beer: i want to know more
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 08:18 PM
you go and see what she wants. if she says she wants you to have sex with her brother say no and leave. if she says she wants you to have sex with her and shes hot do it. if she is ugly, don't go.
  
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Default 11-18-2006, 08:23 PM
I'd say 95% she wants you to teach her how to give a great blowjob...


CALL HER AND REPORT BACK A.S.A.P SOLDIER


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Default 11-18-2006, 08:24 PM
She wants you to insert the new PS3 up her ass while she blows her current b/f.

The world is my urinal
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