OMFG where do apple pick up these retards?
 

Check out these quicktime videos about why you should switch to a mac.


This ones a personal favourite, this psycho has obviously been injected with a few crack syringes or something hence the weird glazed over wtf am i doing here expression.
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html


Another moron who loves to shout "get out of your windows world", yeah and we can all switch to unupgradable macs how fun that would be. Oh yeah and according to him macs don't crash or freeze. eek:
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/jeremiahcohick.html


Id be suprised if this guy knows how to turn on a pc let alone use it name familiar anyone? :p
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/tonyhawk.htm


Apple must go out of their way to get the weirdest acting people for these ads. eek:

tony hawk yey. as if he isnt a sell out enough, now hes a mac brainwash victim. damn the exploit of skateboarding

hahaahha the first girls eyes were bloodshot ahhahaha. And i say first girl cause the second one was gay. U silly billy's, switch to a mac. ITS FUN!!!! M16:

Meh, it's all marketing and advertising, I see this shit every day at work, except for the fact the stuff I see is for games, which on the most part suck ass.

This is big business, they get people who know fuck all about what they are talking about to sell a product and get people to buy that product because some celebrity is seen using them or saying "this *insertproducthere* is the best".

"Welcome...to the real world...."

[quote="aNti hEro":12f71]tony hawk yey. as if he isnt a sell out enough, now hes a mac brainwash victim. damn the exploit of skateboarding[/quote:12f71]

Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.

Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialized and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.[quote:e2bdf]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore. [/quote:e2bdf] i fixed your spelling Wookie.

You changed an s for a z ?? Wow, you know, coming from Australia we have different spelling, the United States is actually using the incorrect spelling as far as english goes. The US is using what I call "lazy english". Must have been something you guys picked up after your seperation from the British all those years ago.

When you understand the US isnt the only country/authority in the world maybe I'll start paying a little more attention to what you have to say.....but I highly doubt it.

[quote="Founding_Law":4e042]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialized and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.[quote:4e042]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore. [/quote:4e042] i fixed your spelling Wookie.[/quote:4e042]



eek:

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Owned%20pics/JAESUS.jpg[/img]

eek:

hahah that girl is fucked up. Those commercials are always funny.

LMAO that was the sext thing I have ever seen. EVER. How the hell is a mac better or worse than a PC anyway?

**EDIT** I just made an observation on that dumbass Ellen Feiss girl, if you read the e-mail that she sent Apple, down at the botton where she typed her name, it says Ellen Fleiss. Either Apple doesn't give a damn about their customers' names, or poor little Ellen has been smoking too much much crack and cannot spell her own name correctly.

For You're Information Lots Of Printing Businesses Use Mac. They Are Suppose To Have The Best Graphics's Design Programs, That Only Mac Has.but For Gaming Hell No.

Oh dear God has anybody watched the Hamillton Morris one? LMAO, what a fag.

but was it ever this big? now everywhere i look its skateboarding or snowboarding or anything that fits in the category as teen oriented. i dont remember seeing calvin klien commercials with skateboards 5 years ago. no one is an individual

like americans with being mad that canadians still use the letter u is such words like colour and favourite...they mean the same thing, don't rag on us just because we put another letter in there.

haha Macs.

Skateboarding isn't as popular as it was 1 or 2 years ago.....I personally think it is getting less popular if anything.

the explosion is starting to tone down a bit but its still bigger than it ever was.

[quote="aNti hEro":46da6]but was it ever this big? now everywhere i look its skateboarding or snowboarding or anything that fits in the category as teen oriented. i dont remember seeing calvin klien commercials with skateboards 5 years ago. no one is an individual[/quote:46da6]

For the last 5 to 10 years, it has been in a steady incline towards popular lifestyle. I skated for 5 years up until 3 years ago. I had a look at what it had become, trendy surfshop bead necklace wearing fuckwit jocks carrying scratchless perfect looking $150 decks and picking up brainless big titted bimbo's just because they were wearing their Hawaiian flower shirts and Independant/World Industries caps.

It's been popular culture, "generation x" bullshit for atleast the last 5 years, even more. All you have to do is look at old Suicidal Tendencies music videos to see what I mean. Old school decks and pool skatin running amuck. Tony Hawk has been a sellout for years. Doesnt mean he is no good. That guy can skate, there's no doubt about that.

even the moderators get off the subject eek:

[quote=BallisticWookie]For the last 5 to 10 years, it has been in a steady incline towards popular lifestyle. I skated for 5 years up until 3 years ago. I had a look at what it had become, trendy surfshop bead necklace wearing fuckwit jocks carrying scratchless perfect looking $150 decks and picking up brainless big titted bimbo's just because they were wearing their Hawaiian flower shirts and Independant/World Industries caps.[/quote:c9a13]

welcome to where i live

[quote="aNti hEro":07ef6][quote=BallisticWookie]For the last 5 to 10 years, it has been in a steady incline towards popular lifestyle. I skated for 5 years up until 3 years ago. I had a look at what it had become, trendy surfshop bead necklace wearing fuckwit jocks carrying scratchless perfect looking $150 decks and picking up brainless big titted bimbo's just because they were wearing their Hawaiian flower shirts and Independant/World Industries caps.[/quote:07ef6]

welcome to where i live[/quote:07ef6]

I truly feel sorrow for you. That reason is exactly why I stopped.

skating was never big where I live. Yeah there were the "skanks" at my school but the "preps" were and still are the biggest group, including me.

Please get out of my brain!!!!!! Or stop following me!!

[quote="Recycled Spooge":23558]Please get out of my brain!!!!!! Or stop following me!![/quote:23558]

LOL biggrin:

[quote=BallisticWookie]LOL biggrin:[/quote:248fb]
I'm not one of these people, I wear logoless pants, shirt and shoes. My hair is also neon blue. Not to mention that I listen to hardcore. The closest thing I could be associated with is a raver/party kid, but I rarely if ever go to parties. Anyway, everyone I know is pretty much what you describe up there.

I wear t-shirts advertising I listen to bands on Revelation Records or Grindcore bands with pictures of heads on spikes and their name printed with some impossible to read font which resembles intestines or something, followed by the baggy shorts or long baggy pants, are they short longs or long shorts oOo: ?? Whatever, you're not on trial here Spoogey wink: Wear what you like, just be true to yourself and do what you want, not what others would like you to do.


This topic has gone way off the original, lets get back to it...

I like WATCHING skaters. I remember when a me and (my at the time) G/F were walking across a parking lot from the 7-11, and it's a huge parking lot so there's a gas station. I saw this group of skaters about 14-16 years old, and one of 'em tried doing a kick flip or something over the gas pump curb, and he just flew! unfortunantly his skate board stopped at the curb and he landed face first on the payment, in fact, i think he bounced a couple times, and i was just laughing my ass off, my girlfriend gave me one of those "okaaaaayy" looks and she dumped me the next day.

Now, i am always within eye distance. At the gym were i work out, everytime i'm on the bike (which is facing a giant window in perfect view of the skate park), i always get a good laugh watching these twats act all macho around a girl and trying so hard to impress the lady by doing some skater trick and it almost always ends up breaking out his teeth on the pavement after attempting to impress her by fucking up in mid-air.

Good times, good times.

hehe its weird over here we got skaters? maybe, well they dress like that but instead of a board, or only a board they have a laptop. its crazy.

Yeah, skating is dead here again...It was real big for about 2 years ago....I mean HUGE....Now its just 12 years old doing it....Everyone is to busy getting drunk, and listening to music. NZ Youth culture is all about getting shitfaced with mates and listening to music.

You think those three ppl in the ads are weird, well the guy in the second one was a real fag, check this guy out.

http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/hamiltonmorris.html

did you hear his voice? it sounds like theres someone doing the talking for him. Also if you listen to his talk you know this guy is a total loser.

Try this one:

[url:714bf]http://ugo.com/channels/games/features/switch/media/switch.mov[/url:714bf]

(quicktime movie)

These too:

[url:e9bb6]http://www.macboy.com/switch/[/url:e9bb6]

I made a comment about him earlier. He is pretty gay, but the drugged up crack whore girl is the best one.

[quote="Wolf-Man":c6c69]These too:

[url:c6c69]http://www.macboy.com/switch/[/url:c6c69][/quote:c6c69]


hahahah thats some funny shit

[quote=intrestedviewer]
hahahah thats some funny shit[/quote:36bb7]

Oh God that was funny.

You know the average IQ of mac users is higher than PC users oOo:

Wha? I don understand the werds that you be typin, eh?

mac peple are smarter than pc people, there ya go

stupid dumbass billgates. Uses retarded PCs.

I use a comadore 64, it doesnt run moh very well....i get 0.4 fps on southern france.