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Default OMFG where do apple pick up these retards? - 10-06-2002, 07:56 PM

Check out these quicktime videos about why you should switch to a mac.


This ones a personal favourite, this psycho has obviously been injected with a few crack syringes or something hence the weird glazed over wtf am i doing here expression.
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html


Another moron who loves to shout "get out of your windows world", yeah and we can all switch to unupgradable macs how fun that would be. Oh yeah and according to him macs don't crash or freeze. eek:
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/jeremiahcohick.html


Id be suprised if this guy knows how to turn on a pc let alone use it name familiar anyone?
http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/tonyhawk.htm


Apple must go out of their way to get the weirdest acting people for these ads. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:09 PM

tony hawk yey. as if he isnt a sell out enough, now hes a mac brainwash victim. damn the exploit of skateboarding
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:09 PM

hahaahha the first girls eyes were bloodshot ahhahaha. And i say first girl cause the second one was gay. U silly billy's, switch to a mac. ITS FUN!!!! M16:
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:12 PM

Meh, it's all marketing and advertising, I see this shit every day at work, except for the fact the stuff I see is for games, which on the most part suck ass.

This is big business, they get people who know fuck all about what they are talking about to sell a product and get people to buy that product because some celebrity is seen using them or saying "this *insertproducthere* is the best".

"Welcome...to the real world...."
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:16 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":12f71]tony hawk yey. as if he isnt a sell out enough, now hes a mac brainwash victim. damn the exploit of skateboarding[/quote:12f71]

Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:37 PM

Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialized and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.[quote:e2bdf]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore. [/quote:e2bdf] i fixed your spelling Wookie.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:42 PM

You changed an s for a z ?? Wow, you know, coming from Australia we have different spelling, the United States is actually using the incorrect spelling as far as english goes. The US is using what I call "lazy english". Must have been something you guys picked up after your seperation from the British all those years ago.

When you understand the US isnt the only country/authority in the world maybe I'll start paying a little more attention to what you have to say.....but I highly doubt it.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 08:47 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":4e042]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialized and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore.[quote:4e042]Heh, oh come on now. Skateboarding has been commercialised and exploited as "extreme" since before you were born. Skateboarding is as trendy and "cool" as Britney Spears. It's the cool thing to do now, find something else to do, you're not an individual anymore. [/quote:4e042] i fixed your spelling Wookie.[/quote:4e042]



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Default 10-06-2002, 08:54 PM

hahah that girl is fucked up. Those commercials are always funny.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 09:15 PM

LMAO that was the sext thing I have ever seen. EVER. How the hell is a mac better or worse than a PC anyway?

**EDIT** I just made an observation on that dumbass Ellen Feiss girl, if you read the e-mail that she sent Apple, down at the botton where she typed her name, it says Ellen Fleiss. Either Apple doesn't give a damn about their customers' names, or poor little Ellen has been smoking too much much crack and cannot spell her own name correctly.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 09:23 PM

For You're Information Lots Of Printing Businesses Use Mac. They Are Suppose To Have The Best Graphics's Design Programs, That Only Mac Has.but For Gaming Hell No.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 09:24 PM

Oh dear God has anybody watched the Hamillton Morris one? LMAO, what a fag.
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 09:42 PM

but was it ever this big? now everywhere i look its skateboarding or snowboarding or anything that fits in the category as teen oriented. i dont remember seeing calvin klien commercials with skateboards 5 years ago. no one is an individual
  
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Default 10-06-2002, 09:47 PM

like americans with being mad that canadians still use the letter u is such words like colour and favourite...they mean the same thing, don't rag on us just because we put another letter in there.

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Default 10-06-2002, 09:50 PM

Skateboarding isn't as popular as it was 1 or 2 years ago.....I personally think it is getting less popular if anything.
  
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