Those deceitful little critters
 

Women.

I am so tired to all of this. First I hear promise after promise, but eventually they all collapse, and I end up with nothing.

"Okay, I am coming there then, I promise!"

Time comes

"Sorry but I can make it there then because *enter some really lame excuse* "

This happends alot, and I am all fed up.

The only thing that keeps me up, is that I am going today on a date with her best "friend", and after that I think I'm going to turn homosexual.

Revenge is the sweetest.

So what going to happen when he says:

" Okay, I am coming there then, I promise! "

Time comes

" Sorry but I can make it there then because *enter some really lame excuse

Life long celibacy and twice as much internet.

Don't you just love that crap ? I'm starting to wonder if all women are like that . I may just give up dating all together , too much bullshit and too many inflated expectations . Good luck with her friend .

The friend this is not for "real" it's is just a lame and naive way to get even, but I am too stupid to think anything else.

I feel your pain, I had the exact same thing happen to me last week. Oh well, just when I thought I was going to start being nice to women and not be a dog. Haha....now I will be twice as mean. mad:

This is just the beginning sotilas ...

Im not sure how old you are but these things are just learning exercises ... It gets much more fun as you get older ...

You get a place with her ... sign a couple of leases ... she decides to leave, you are stuck with the lease / electric / cable / water / .. you get my drift....
for the term of the lease in the expensive apartment she just had to have.

She needs help getting a credit card since she has no credit ... she decideds to leave ... her promise to handle the credit card bill isnt kept ...
You must fight in court to get your money ... You only get 1/4 of what she spent a 1/3 of which goes to your lawyer ...

Her car is a p.o.s / without air during the hot summer ... you allow her to use yours while you drive back and forth to work / school in 90+ degree weather ... you continue to pay the car note ... she decides to leave and buys a brand new car ....

You think she might be up to something, but never question her where abouts ... The last several months the two of you are living together your not getting much poon, and she does act all the interested in you anymore ... She decides to leave ... a year later she is married ...

Fun stuff. If I could do it all again i would go the route most of my friends did ... Stick em and move on ... Never get close ... if they dont want ya ... move on to the next one ...

Mr. Mayagi doesnt know what he is getting himself into ... American women are f*cking NUTS !!!!!

hake:

eek:

I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.

[quote="Blitz-krieg":69eb2]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:69eb2]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you

[quote="Low spark":5a938][quote="Blitz-krieg":5a938]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:5a938]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:5a938]


I somewhat agree with blitz ... that is exactly how most women are .. and the way they want it to be ... why else in the hell do you spend 3000 bucks for a set of plastic boobies, or puff your lips up like baloons?

I have yet to meet a women that i wanted to be friends with ... you know talk to and bullshit ... just hang out and not think about getting under her shirt ... ?

A Bitch is a Bitch.

[quote="Low spark":61dd9][quote="Blitz-krieg":61dd9]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:61dd9]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:61dd9]

Yes i do actually, they never listen to us and whenever we start to talk alot, they get pissed off and they hardly listen to us anyways

[quote="Blitz-krieg":ced8f][quote="Low spark":ced8f][quote="Blitz-krieg":ced8f]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:ced8f]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:ced8f]

Yes i do actually, they never listen to us and whenever we start to talk alot, they get pissed off and they hardly listen to us anyways[/quote:ced8f]


Have they every shut their damn mouth long enough for us to speak ?????

I am reminded of a quote:

"Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."

I have a quote too, "women aren't stupid, they're just insane". Which is my advice to anybody who has women troubles.

So very true... :sniff sniff:

women suck...shallow money grabbin bitches.

Its like, if they say "O, i dont' have the money to buy this perfume (which costs 20 bucks) and u happen to have 25 bucks, u will say "O I'll give u 20 dollars and don't worry, u dont' have to repay me back" jus to be nice to her, but whenever u want to get something, and they happen to have money, they wont' share it with you unless they truly like you

Wow, i must be the luckiest guy on this forum. I've known my girl since '87 and she is the one. She's definately a keeper and most people i know say how lucky i am to have a girl like that. While she's not perfect, she earns her keep around here.
We treat each other like humans and give each other space when we need it. She doesn't break my balls when i'm playing games too long or when i get together with my buddies on occasion. I do whats expected of me and i know when to say no to certain things. With time, we both learned how far we can go before the other person gets annoyed. She understands her place in the relationship as well as i understand mine.
We don't pretend to be something we're not.....like her having the balls in the relationship or me being a regular cassanova buying her flowers everyday.
You guys will eventially find women who are who they are and will accept you for you. The one's you're running into now just arent ready to settle down to a semi serious relationship. Don't rush anything....it'll all work out by itself.
Shit, if i can do it, so can you!

She might be a man.

NEIN!!!!


I was with the person i described for 7 years ... for the first 4 every thing was like what you are talking about ... Once they find another ding dong they like better it doesnt matter how much shit they feed you they ll leave without even thinking twice !!!!!

women use their mouth too much for words

...steady on chaps...remember, your moms were women once...... oOo:

[quote="Mr.X":64d93]...steady on chaps...remember, your moms were women once...... oOo:[/quote:64d93]

Yeah that was back in like the 50s .. things were much different then! I probably could ve even respected women then ... now you ve got em running around on tv doing shit like girls gone wild ...

a friend of mine once said "women, can't live with them can't cut them in half and take the best part"

well...maybe in montana or something oOo: c

eek: hake: ed:

Nice one strik0r !!!

[quote="Mr.X":c3b48]...steady on chaps...remember, your moms were women once...... oOo:[/quote:c3b48]

Yeah that was back in like the 50s .. things were much different then! I probably could ve even respected women then ... now you ve got em running around on tv doing shit like girls gone wild ...

Not sure what the hell happened here ...my bad

...ah jeez...I wished we could get that kind of TV....... eek:

hey i can admitt i dont have much luck with girls, im not the best looking and i do bitch that girls are hyporcites by saying they want men to see them for who they are but then go out with he hottest guy she can bang. but still I appretiate them and do hold an amount of respect for em.

theres three ways to look at the situation
women are just cum buckets
men are just sperm factories
both are people and deserve a slight amount of respect.

...yep, it's all about respect....even for bitch-ho's....... oOo:

maybe it's just your communist agenda eek:

In retrospect, I've only had a chance to hook up with girls when I was being
arrogant / confident (a mix of both). NEVER have girls showed the slightest
interest in me when I was NICE so DON'T fall into that trap, fellas. You have
to do what Tupac Shakur said: treat a bitch like a BITCH; a hoe like a HOE.
If you DO find a lady that'll show interest when you're being nice / careful,
watch out: she might be conning you biggrin:

Man, i can't believe you guys are trying to "understand" the female way. They can't figure us out as much as we can't figure them. Just be yourself and let the chips fall where they may.

What if you accidentally ate those chips...?

Re: Those deceitful little critters
 

[quote="Sotilas Jane":3be27]

The only thing that keeps me up, is that I am going today on a date with her best "friend", and after that I think I'm going to turn homosexual.

[/quote:3be27]


once you go queer............errrrrrr, you take it in the rear. hehe

hetro against homo --------> swordfight:

WHO WILL WIN

Homos are pansies, Heteros would kick their ass

ADDICTION TO LOVE
 

I feel ya arkan, its like that with me n mel, we're not assholes, we're not the kind of people who'd just get into an argument and walk out on each other.. we only want each other for life, she only wants me and i only want her, we know when we'd like to really settle all things down, we're best friends and totally in love. We talk all day everyday, we laugh all the time, we work out each others problems and potential ones. Unfortunately she's been getting very upset on the phone in the past two days because i can't be there with her for a couple of months, i always pull her round tho and keep a smile on her face, she's the greatest girl i've ever known.
its like we're the same, just different sexes, now thats a scary thought eh?

You'll all find the right one ..when you least expect it. i've found mine and i'm never leaving her side. Patience my sons!

[NP]Love Can Damage Your Health - Telepopmusik (appropriate, hehe)

You obviously haven't met a lot of gay people yet, have you, Some are pansies, some could tear you apart and not even break a sweat.

...they would still "fall where they may"...just that they would then be in the form of shit...... eek: