Those deceitful little critters

Sotilas Jane · **Those deceitful little critters -** 10-25-2002, 09:10 AM

Women.

I am so tired to all of this. First I hear promise after promise, but eventually they all collapse, and I end up with nothing.

"Okay, I am coming there then, I promise!"

Time comes

"Sorry but I can make it there then because *enter some really lame excuse* "

This happends alot, and I am all fed up.

The only thing that keeps me up, is that I am going today on a date with her best "friend", and after that I think I'm going to turn homosexual.

Revenge is the sweetest.

Low spark · 10-25-2002, 09:13 AM

So what going to happen when he says:

" Okay, I am coming there then, I promise! "

Time comes

" Sorry but I can make it there then because *enter some really lame excuse

Sotilas Jane · 10-25-2002, 09:15 AM

Life long celibacy and twice as much internet.

Bullet Sponge · 10-25-2002, 09:16 AM

Don't you just love that crap ? I'm starting to wonder if all women are like that . I may just give up dating all together , too much bullshit and too many inflated expectations . Good luck with her friend .

Sotilas Jane · 10-25-2002, 09:20 AM

The friend this is not for "real" it's is just a lame and naive way to get even, but I am too stupid to think anything else.

Totenkopf · 10-25-2002, 12:48 PM

I feel your pain, I had the exact same thing happen to me last week. Oh well, just when I thought I was going to start being nice to women and not be a dog. Haha....now I will be twice as mean. mad:

Judas · 10-25-2002, 01:02 PM

This is just the beginning sotilas ...

Im not sure how old you are but these things are just learning exercises ... It gets much more fun as you get older ...

You get a place with her ... sign a couple of leases ... she decides to leave, you are stuck with the lease / electric / cable / water / .. you get my drift....
for the term of the lease in the expensive apartment she just had to have.

She needs help getting a credit card since she has no credit ... she decideds to leave ... her promise to handle the credit card bill isnt kept ...
You must fight in court to get your money ... You only get 1/4 of what she spent a 1/3 of which goes to your lawyer ...

Her car is a p.o.s / without air during the hot summer ... you allow her to use yours while you drive back and forth to work / school in 90+ degree weather ... you continue to pay the car note ... she decides to leave and buys a brand new car ....

You think she might be up to something, but never question her where abouts ... The last several months the two of you are living together your not getting much poon, and she does act all the interested in you anymore ... She decides to leave ... a year later she is married ...

Fun stuff. If I could do it all again i would go the route most of my friends did ... Stick em and move on ... Never get close ... if they dont want ya ... move on to the next one ...

Mr. Mayagi doesnt know what he is getting himself into ... American women are f*cking NUTS !!!!!

hake:

wintersforge · 10-25-2002, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

This is just the beginning sotilas ...

Im not sure how old you are but these things are just learning exercises ... It gets much more fun as you get older ...

You get a place with her ... sign a couple of leases ... she decides to leave, you are stuck with the lease / electric / cable / water / .. you get my drift....
for the term of the lease in the expensive apartment she just had to have.

She needs help getting a credit card since she has no credit ... she decideds to leave ... her promise to handle the credit card bill isnt kept ...
You must fight in court to get your money ... You only get 1/4 of what she spent a 1/3 of which goes to your lawyer ...

Her car is a p.o.s / without air during the hot summer ... you allow her to use yours while you drive back and forth to work / school in 90+ degree weather ... you continue to pay the car note ... she decides to leave and buys a brand new car ....

You think she might be up to something, but never question her where abouts ... The last several months the two of you are living together your not getting much poon, and she does act all the interested in you anymore ... She decides to leave ... a year later she is married ...

Fun stuff. If I could do it all again i would go the route most of my friends did ... Stick em and move on ... Never get close ... if they dont want ya ... move on to the next one ...

Mr. Mayagi doesnt know what he is getting himself into ... American women are f*cking NUTS !!!!!

hake:

eek:

Blitz-krieg · 10-25-2002, 01:33 PM

I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.

Low spark · 10-25-2002, 01:59 PM

[quote="Blitz-krieg":69eb2]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:69eb2]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you

Judas · 10-25-2002, 02:48 PM

[quote="Low spark":5a938][quote="Blitz-krieg":5a938]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:5a938]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:5a938]

I somewhat agree with blitz ... that is exactly how most women are .. and the way they want it to be ... why else in the hell do you spend 3000 bucks for a set of plastic boobies, or puff your lips up like baloons?

I have yet to meet a women that i wanted to be friends with ... you know talk to and bullshit ... just hang out and not think about getting under her shirt ... ?

Tripper · 10-25-2002, 03:14 PM

A Bitch is a Bitch.

Blitz-krieg · 10-25-2002, 09:47 PM

[quote="Low spark":61dd9][quote="Blitz-krieg":61dd9]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:61dd9]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:61dd9]

Yes i do actually, they never listen to us and whenever we start to talk alot, they get pissed off and they hardly listen to us anyways

Judas · 10-25-2002, 09:51 PM

[quote="Blitz-krieg":ced8f][quote="Low spark":ced8f][quote="Blitz-krieg":ced8f]I only reason y woman exists is because they are a sex object and thas the only reason we want them, nuttin else, seriously.[/quote:ced8f]

Watch it there bud. The only reason Man exists it to provide sperm so women can reproduce. We the ones that won't be needed soon.

BTW, Have you been have problems getting girls? With a attitude like that I'll bet they're just lining up to spit on you[/quote:ced8f]

Yes i do actually, they never listen to us and whenever we start to talk alot, they get pissed off and they hardly listen to us anyways[/quote:ced8f]

Have they every shut their damn mouth long enough for us to speak ?????

ninty · 10-25-2002, 10:04 PM

I am reminded of a quote:

"Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."