if i only had a dame
 

this is sung to the tune of if i only had a brain.

I'd be bonin' every minute, my penis always in it, screamin' out her name

I'd be suckin' on her tit, while I'm rubbin' down her clit, if I only had a dame

I would whip her with a lasso, lick her little asshole, makin' sure she came

I'd be playin' with her boobs, while I'm shaving off her pubes, if I only had a dame

now, I could tell you why my dick would be so red

cuz for hours & hours she would give me head, and then I'd come & come again

I would lick her little twat, hit the g-spot, make her go insane

I'd be always penetratin' even when she's menstruatin' if I only had a dame

*sigh* I feel a flame-fest coming on. Here's a little fuel for the fire:

STFU! YOU WIGGER!

you'll get laid someday

...maybe

Yeah, by a Haitian homosexual heroin addict.

make that yourself hake:

hake: Thats just sad...sad hake: hake:

Maybe if you can get enough money, you MIGHT I repeat MIGHT, be able to afford a hooker who would have sex with you....Now get out on the streets and earn that 2 bucks! biggrin:

<Innoxx> lol, I just looked on a globe, I thought NZ was papua new guinnea
<PfcGreen> Founding_Law is just sad.
<Innoxx> he needs to be penciled in for a visit from the angel of death
<PfcGreen> lol
<Innoxx> i wish his mother's health plan covered abortion
<PfcGreen> he he
<PfcGreen> He probably got that "song" from his aunts pimp.
<Innoxx> he needs to be strapped to a gurney and castrated with small fishing hooks
<Innoxx> or, he needs to be hit in the head repeatedly with heavy mining equipment
<PfcGreen> yes
<Tripper> Lol, check out my reply

IRC hijinx. Gotta love it. Gotta love george carlin too.

lmao i post a song i thought was funny. and the gay patrol came out to flame. this one you guys started. but me being the man i am what lower my self to your dumb ass level.

only you guys wouldn't find that funny as hell. does any one here have a sense of humor?

It's not intellectually funny, It's fucking stupid. And sad for that matter.

Just because nobody laughed at your stupid fucking joke, it doesn't mean that you're better than any of us....No. It means that you have a bad taste when it comes to humour.

Why are you calling US gay patrol? It's perfectly clear that you are one of these guys!:
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/gaypatrol.jpg[/img]

lol! i heard the audio file of this song a long long time ago & it was god damn funny.

[quote:9ec16]It's not intellectually funny, It's fucking stupid. And sad for that matter.[/quote:9ec16]

well pal it happens to be a very popular song on the bar circut. maybe when you grow up you will see the humar in it. because EVERY person who ever heard dies laughing.

in fact if any one else but me put it up you would love it. stop being such a asshole.

found it http://www.the-allies.com/funny/real/dameram.ram

George Carlin is still funnier, yeah I know why it is popular in the "bar curcuit". Hell, I laugh at anything after a few boilermakers.

[quote="Founding_Law":7e2d2] maybe when you grow up you will see the humar in it.[/quote:7e2d2]

You need to stop with this stupid fucking "maybe when you grow up" shit, almost all, no wait all of your posts make it sound like you are about 13.You seem to think that when someone doesnt agree with you or doesnt find a joke you post funny, that you are some how above us them hake: . Oh and its humor, not humar.

[quote="Founding_Law":88162]....because EVERY person who ever heard dies laughing.[/quote:88162]

...oh my God!, that song must have some kind of curse on it!!!,
just like the "Tutankhamun Rap"....ed:

*dies*

grow up

[quote:cd797]well pal it happens to be a very popular song on the bar circut. maybe when you grow up you will see the humar in it. because EVERY person who ever heard dies laughing.

in fact if any one else but me put it up you would love it. stop being such a asshole.[/quote:cd797]

The bar circut? Yeah, REALLY Intellectual bunch of people there. I'd laugh at a toothpick when I'm horsed.

Stop being such an asshole? Sure thing. Right after you stop abusing people who don't agree with you. I'm sure if anyone else put it up it would be funny....But since you're such a downer half the time, I just couldn't see any humour whatsoever.

I thought you were to old for dick and fart jokes? Guess not.

[quote="Founding_Law":53d0a]lmao i post a song i thought was funny. and the gay patrol came out to flame. this one you guys started. but me being the man i am what lower my self to your dumb ass level.

only you guys wouldn't find that funny as hell. does any one here have a sense of humor?[/quote:53d0a]


i got a laugh out of it Founding_Law. dont take shit from any of these guys as they fail to realise this is an offtopic fucking forum. all of these flamers will soon kill the forums on this site anyways because they spam insults all over the fucking place. i commend the mods for putting up with this bullshit all of the time and at the same time im surprised they havnt given up already with all of the hate on here. seems to me that no-one has any idea that this is an off topic forum. is flaming is the in thing do or what? it seems so as i practically never see any one compliment one another because that would be to hard to do.

I didn't find it all that funny because I'm into stand up comedy from George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Rick Mercer etc..... I just have a different taste in humour, sure this thing would be hella funny....... if I was 13 again. Unfortunantly I just thought it was immature, flame me if you want..... like I give a fuck what you think about me.

thanks Pelo. :)

Agreed, Innoxx. freak:

Another thinf, Foundin, are you really an adult? do you really have kids? I know alot of fathers, and none of them would pulsate with hilarity after hearing this, It is confirmed, that song is something an adolescent pizzafaced nerd who watches gameshows all day while rubbing his penis would laugh at. Right, Founding Law?

founding law's even got a job. i think he works in journalism, that's what he said.

His grasp of english is pretty bad for a journalist then biggrin: hake: biggrin:

Yeah know kidding. I hope he doesn't edit or write anything. Maybe he makes coffee for the writers.

if you people heard the song you would like it if your a male. other wise maybe a fag wouldnt like it. so whats that make you guys? i have a great sense of humar. intellectual or slap stick. what ever it is i will probally see the humar in it.

unlike the gang of 17 year olds, that this forum is thier life. tripper,inoxx,strikor,pcf green, you 4 are so up tight you have to be gay, or a virgin. end of story.

in fact people have asked that the dumb shit stops. and you guys said you never start it. well this topic proves you do start it. lol i think the lot of you should be banned. i was trying to brighten up some peoples day with a funny song. and you guys have to start shit. you say you all late teens but act like 12.


any post i ever did was a joke and clearly stated that it was some where in the thread. not my prob you guys dont read alll the thread of a topic. if you did you would see my wicked sense of humar. and some of it was so intellectual it went right over heads. so i go to a lower form of humar still dont get it. well just you 4 and your few pals.

every one else on here or cool.

hey so founding law ur like a 40 year old, happily married, with kids, and a job? who do u work for? do u work for a news station/

[quote="Founding_Law":7565a]unlike the gang of 17 year olds, that this forum is thier life. tripper,inoxx,strikor,pcf green, you 4 are so up tight you have to be gay, or a virgin. end of story. [/quote:7565a]

the funniest thing about you is, you keep thinking you're hurting us or something hake:

[quote:6d4ee]the funniest thing about you is, you keep thinking you're hurting us or something [/quote:6d4ee]


when did i ever try and hurt any one? and who cares what i do for a living. do i ask you what you guys do. besides each other. thats a joke for the dim wits who take it to heart. and i never said what i did but if you want to get a poll. like the one in spr. im up for it. you will never quess. most of you live with mommy, and ask what i do for a living.

well i fly to your houses and get paid from your moms to lay them. in fact im a few of yours father. damn tripper your mom showed me your room. nice collection of gay porn. now i under stand you perfect.

well you try so hard, you must just be saying it to boost your self-esteem.