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Default if i only had a dame - 12-03-2002, 02:24 PM

this is sung to the tune of if i only had a brain.

I'd be bonin' every minute, my penis always in it, screamin' out her name

I'd be suckin' on her tit, while I'm rubbin' down her clit, if I only had a dame

I would whip her with a lasso, lick her little asshole, makin' sure she came

I'd be playin' with her boobs, while I'm shaving off her pubes, if I only had a dame

now, I could tell you why my dick would be so red

cuz for hours & hours she would give me head, and then I'd come & come again

I would lick her little twat, hit the g-spot, make her go insane

I'd be always penetratin' even when she's menstruatin' if I only had a dame
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 03:26 PM

*sigh* I feel a flame-fest coming on. Here's a little fuel for the fire:

STFU! YOU WIGGER!
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 03:32 PM

you'll get laid someday

...maybe
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 03:34 PM

Yeah, by a Haitian homosexual heroin addict.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 03:36 PM

make that yourself hake:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 04:23 PM

hake: Thats just sad...sad hake: hake:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 04:28 PM

Maybe if you can get enough money, you MIGHT I repeat MIGHT, be able to afford a hooker who would have sex with you....Now get out on the streets and earn that 2 bucks! biggrin:
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 04:29 PM

<Innoxx> lol, I just looked on a globe, I thought NZ was papua new guinnea
<PfcGreen> Founding_Law is just sad.
<Innoxx> he needs to be penciled in for a visit from the angel of death
<PfcGreen> lol
<Innoxx> i wish his mother's health plan covered abortion
<PfcGreen> he he
<PfcGreen> He probably got that "song" from his aunts pimp.
<Innoxx> he needs to be strapped to a gurney and castrated with small fishing hooks
<Innoxx> or, he needs to be hit in the head repeatedly with heavy mining equipment
<PfcGreen> yes
<Tripper> Lol, check out my reply

IRC hijinx. Gotta love it. Gotta love george carlin too.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 05:03 PM

lmao i post a song i thought was funny. and the gay patrol came out to flame. this one you guys started. but me being the man i am what lower my self to your dumb ass level.

only you guys wouldn't find that funny as hell. does any one here have a sense of humor?
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 05:15 PM

It's not intellectually funny, It's fucking stupid. And sad for that matter.

Just because nobody laughed at your stupid fucking joke, it doesn't mean that you're better than any of us....No. It means that you have a bad taste when it comes to humour.

Why are you calling US gay patrol? It's perfectly clear that you are one of these guys!:
[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/gaypatrol.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:16 PM

lol! i heard the audio file of this song a long long time ago & it was god damn funny.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:19 PM

[quote:9ec16]It's not intellectually funny, It's fucking stupid. And sad for that matter.[/quote:9ec16]

well pal it happens to be a very popular song on the bar circut. maybe when you grow up you will see the humar in it. because EVERY person who ever heard dies laughing.

in fact if any one else but me put it up you would love it. stop being such a asshole.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:21 PM

found it http://www.the-allies.com/funny/real/dameram.ram
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:28 PM

George Carlin is still funnier, yeah I know why it is popular in the "bar curcuit". Hell, I laugh at anything after a few boilermakers.
  
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Default 12-03-2002, 07:57 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":7e2d2] maybe when you grow up you will see the humar in it.[/quote:7e2d2]

You need to stop with this stupid fucking "maybe when you grow up" shit, almost all, no wait all of your posts make it sound like you are about 13.You seem to think that when someone doesnt agree with you or doesnt find a joke you post funny, that you are some how above us them hake: . Oh and its humor, not humar.
  
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