Real Life
 

Hi,

An interferring family member just tried to point out to me that there is a `real life` outside this one?

lol naturally I said "stfu n00b!"

Imagine how many polygons there would be, how much memory you would need, imagine the Bugs???

Cmon if there was this `real life` then it would be filled with lamers trying to fly and get out of the map :>

lmao. now that i think hard about what you just said, it makes perfect sense! fire2:

dis is true

and all al queda would shout "omfg wallhack aimbot h4x0r" whenever their bum lover gets blown up

Man, imagine what your kill ratio would be if you just threw a nade in a bar. Would that be considered a spawn kill?

You'd have to go to the Middle East to get the definitive answer on that one. I don't ever want to play that objective map - WestBank.bsp

The weapons are so unfair on that one.

and those palestinians are a bunch of nade-cooking whores oOo:

wow, you guys have no life

Umm. .your family member is going to put you in a mental home.

Moved to Offtopic.

Man... that real life sure sounds sweet!

Alas, my puny 32meg video card would NEVER allow me to run such a
program...

WOE IS ME! mwah:

And The world trade centre would still be standing because microsfot fs 2000 has shit collision detection and doesnt damage buildings......or planes really.

Man I dont think 512 Ram would be able to run this eek: hake:

No, i think a "Spawn Kill" would be on a baby delivery hospital ward, not a bar !
A bar would be considered a "Campers nest" so you'd get some campin' kills fer sure.

hah nice arkan.

but umm i dont hink my gforce 1 could handle all that.. id run at 10 fps like usual

hiss! there is no godmode! ahhh im getting killed!

fuck reality

[quote="aNti hEro":40638]fuck reality[/quote:40638]

...yeah!, reality is only for those that can't handle drugs.... eek:

Reality must be real lagy ed: , lets hope EA wasnt the publisher, wait it is! Thats why its so gh3y. happy:

'Real Life' is probably just like the Sims. played by a bunch of n00bish old people. you probably arn't even encouraged to kill people. real life is not for me hake:

There's some talk of RL2 "The Afterlife" having a lot of new features...but I don't believe that will ever be released......... oOo:

If RL2 is released with all the features it claims, i will definetely buy it, but i will wait for the "Muslim Edition". 100 virgins sounds nice.

ahahahaha RL2 sounds dreamy :>

ahahahaha RL2 sounds dreamy :>

What? This isnt real?

How do we know that someone else is'nt just playing us as a character in a giant sims game eek: eek: eek:

i just want to know who the server admin is and could he restart it so that my car doesn't have that anoying scratch down the side of it.

Apparently I'm running the 'Real Life' realism mod. I can't jump from a rooftop and only suffer 5% damage to myself. Also, I can't find any med packs that cure everything.

I installed the bad hair expansion pack and now I can't get rid of it....can anyone help, I've tried deleting all other mods but I've still got bad hair!

[quote="Rev Aristotle Jones":d3301]I installed the bad hair expansion pack and now I can't get rid of it....can anyone help, I've tried deleting all other mods but I've still got bad hair![/quote:d3301]

Once you've messed with your hair, I don't think simply uninstalling the expansion pack will do it. The problem isn't with the other mods, bad hair has remnants left over. Try completely uninstalling 'hair' altogether. It will take some time to reinstall, but your problems should be gone by the time your done.

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[quote="Rev Aristotle Jones":f0245]I installed the bad hair expansion pack and now I can't get rid of it....can anyone help, I've tried deleting all other mods but I've still got bad hair![/quote:f0245]

Once you've messed with your hair, I don't think simply uninstalling the expansion pack will do it. The problem isn't with the other mods, bad hair has remnants left over. Try completely uninstalling 'hair' altogether. It will take some time to reinstall, but your problems should be gone by the time your done.

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This Reality game is annoying I downloaded an anti-Gravity mod. It hurt like a MOFO. I broke a leg and sprained my wrist. Oh wait that was a different injury. I just want to warn you guys that those mods dont work. stay away from them oOo:

lol im really pleased with this response, i`ll def stay away from this `real life` if it in fact exists, which I doubt now hehehe

(im also glad im not the only loony out there biggrin: )

I dont like Real Life Mod that much.
i have to put my pants back on to play it.

But I do like the part where I get to take them back off again.

I caught my little brother land-sharking around the living room floor hake:

my dog was doing the ass-slide, but I think his ass itched or something.

w3rd ed:

[quote="Pfc.Green":8c3df]I caught my little brother land-sharking around the living room floor [/quote:8c3df]

LOL

I'm stuck on the worst version of Real-Life, the Single Life version, I hate it, no matter what I do, I can't get rid of it or upgrade to a new version, it really sucks.


By the way, =FM= Prey, how did you make that animated sig?

LOL @ `single life` version

Regarding animation I just took some screenshots (of a m8 who got completely frustrated and swore alot during) in mohaa, then butchered them with photoshop 6 (to get limbs) then used Active GIF creator 1.12 (or you could prolly use Jasc animation shop) to animate the bits lol

Piece of advice though: dont make your animation longer than about 10 clips, I spent hours making a shithot one, only to realise it was 2.5 Megs ahahaha gutted!

p :>