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Default Real Life - 01-14-2003, 03:56 PM

Hi,

An interferring family member just tried to point out to me that there is a `real life` outside this one?

lol naturally I said "stfu n00b!"

Imagine how many polygons there would be, how much memory you would need, imagine the Bugs???

Cmon if there was this `real life` then it would be filled with lamers trying to fly and get out of the map :>
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 03:58 PM

lmao. now that i think hard about what you just said, it makes perfect sense! fire2:
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 04:01 PM

dis is true

and all al queda would shout "omfg wallhack aimbot h4x0r" whenever their bum lover gets blown up
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 04:27 PM

Man, imagine what your kill ratio would be if you just threw a nade in a bar. Would that be considered a spawn kill?
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 07:35 PM

You'd have to go to the Middle East to get the definitive answer on that one. I don't ever want to play that objective map - WestBank.bsp

The weapons are so unfair on that one.
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 07:41 PM

and those palestinians are a bunch of nade-cooking whores oOo:
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 07:57 PM

wow, you guys have no life
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 08:01 PM

Umm. .your family member is going to put you in a mental home.

Moved to Offtopic.
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 08:07 PM

Man... that real life sure sounds sweet!

Alas, my puny 32meg video card would NEVER allow me to run such a
program...

WOE IS ME! mwah:
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 08:29 PM

And The world trade centre would still be standing because microsfot fs 2000 has shit collision detection and doesnt damage buildings......or planes really.
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 08:32 PM

Man I dont think 512 Ram would be able to run this eek: hake:
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 08:58 PM

No, i think a "Spawn Kill" would be on a baby delivery hospital ward, not a bar !
A bar would be considered a "Campers nest" so you'd get some campin' kills fer sure.


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Default 01-14-2003, 09:02 PM

hah nice arkan.

but umm i dont hink my gforce 1 could handle all that.. id run at 10 fps like usual
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 09:03 PM

hiss! there is no godmode! ahhh im getting killed!
  
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Default 01-14-2003, 09:45 PM

fuck reality
  
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