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Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:37 PM

Should I marry a 39 year old?
 
Well, to make a long story short, I met this stunning girl at the orthodontist office yesterday. We started talking, and then she sorta plopped her boobs in my face when she was pulling out a wire from my mouth. I'm 17, and I think this lady likes me a lot and the question is, should I marry her?

Static 04-17-2003 04:38 PM

ummmm no oOo:

Bucknub 04-17-2003 04:38 PM

ummm no eek: are u on crack?

you 17
her 39
and you also just met. you dont no jack shit about her

Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:39 PM

err...did I say marry? I meant date. oOo:

04-17-2003 04:42 PM

she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit

JowShmoe 04-17-2003 04:42 PM

NEGETIVE!!!

Office Depot 04-17-2003 04:43 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":9b5a0]she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit[/quote:9b5a0]

Yea, but you didn't see those boobs! happy:

Bazooka_Joe 04-17-2003 04:51 PM

Have sex first. You are a moron.

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-17-2003 04:53 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a8c4b]Have sex first. You are a moron.[/quote:a8c4b]yes but he isnt king moron freak:

Unknown_Sniper 04-17-2003 05:00 PM

Um dude. Ortho chicks always throw there boobs in yer face. THat was the best part about having braces. I am glad I dont have them anymore though

04-17-2003 05:08 PM

i think the real question we should all be asking is...Should I murder Office Depot?

Ferich 04-17-2003 05:10 PM

What makes you even think she wants to Date you or would if you asked her? It's not like she flat out ripped her shirt off, you just pervertedly looked down her shirt.

1080jibber 04-17-2003 05:20 PM

your gay!

now die....... spam spam spam

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 05:23 PM

Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.

1080jibber 04-17-2003 05:24 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":7af9f]Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.[/quote:7af9f]


i wanted to say the same thing

[DAS REICH] Blitz 04-17-2003 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
What makes you even think she wants to Date you or would if you asked her? It's not like she flat out ripped her shirt off, you just pervertedly looked down her shirt.

hey it could happen

cameltoe 04-17-2003 05:26 PM

MILF HUNTER!!!!!!!!

Vance 04-17-2003 05:29 PM

I think he's mocking Bunny's thread.....

04-17-2003 05:31 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":38fcc]Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.[/quote:38fcc]
Hey, whos jenni in your sig?

redhawk_six 04-17-2003 05:49 PM

This thread = TEH SSSSPPPPAAAAMMM

Don't mock my and bunny's threads you fucking n00b. Those were real life problems, this is spam.

Mods, lock this thread please.

HEIL!

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 05:57 PM

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":3a866][quote="Captain Bunny":3a866]Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.[/quote:3a866]
Hey, whos jenni in your sig?[/quote:3a866]

Some people might remember a while ago i used to date an american lassie, and not going into detials why, she recently she passed away.
basically she was my first love, and is still very much remembered.

McCoy 03 04-17-2003 06:02 PM

SHOULD I MARRY A 63 YEAR OLD GRANDMA? oOo:

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F0rY0ur3y3s0n7y
SHOULD I MARRY A 63 YEAR OLD GRANDMA? oOo:

if she is rich yes, now piss off.

04-17-2003 06:14 PM

do it. shell give you booty and a place to stay, where can you go wrong ?

cameltoe 04-17-2003 06:16 PM

how did she die?

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
how did she die?

...........


...hiv.

Coleman 04-17-2003 06:24 PM

[quote="Judas Priest":e101b]do it. shell give you booty and a place to stay, where can you go wrong ?[/quote:e101b]

Judas Priest is a..................lol............../\/00b

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/hobo.jpg[/img]

04-17-2003 06:29 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":ed907]
Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
how did she die?

...........


...hiv.[/quote:ed907]
sorry to ask, you dont have to answer if you dont want to, but was she born with it, infected from unprotected sex, or like injected from a needle or something from drugs or something

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 06:43 PM

beaten and raped. - by a junkie.

Vance 04-17-2003 07:10 PM

I hope that junkie dies and gets ass raped in hell by Germ.

Ferich 04-17-2003 07:11 PM

Hopefully that Junkie is rotting in a Jail Cell. If Not, I'm coming over there and helping you kick his ass.

Coleman 04-17-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance1
I hope that junkie dies and gets ass raped in hell by Germ.

that's a little too harsh don't ya think. NO ONE ever deserves that......even if they raped Jesus.


j/k

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 07:15 PM

It all happened in the US anyway.

Apparently he got shot dead by the police, he had a gun, they saw him, he got pissed off and wasnt going quietly. they shot him. serial rapist, it made local news in ohio...think that was about a year ago now.

Vance 04-17-2003 07:16 PM

GOod ol' US cops, shootin' down junkies left and right. God, I love them.

Shroom 04-17-2003 07:28 PM

[quote="redhawk_six":f9abb]This thread = TEH SSSSPPPPAAAAMMM

Don't mock my and bunny's threads you fucking n00b. Those were real life problems, this is spam.

Mods, lock this thread please.

HEIL![/quote:f9abb]

I agree with you 101% on this, MODS LOCK IT AND DO IT NOW!

Unknown_Sniper 04-17-2003 08:33 PM

Dude bunny sorry to hear that man. Im glad that freakin junkie got whacked. Some one that sick deserves the worst possible treatment on earth. He got one of the most lenient

Whatada 04-17-2003 08:40 PM

Sorry to hear that Bunny. I hope the rapist got raped by Richard Simmons. What the hell is wrong with people these days? hake:

Captain Bunny 04-17-2003 08:41 PM

i think the only reason it got on the news is because he was black.

"White cops shoots black man dead.....oh he was a rapist and a junkie and all, but white cops shot him tsk tsk!!!!"
is what i presume was said on the news anyway...

Unknown_Sniper 04-17-2003 08:51 PM

Dude. he is a freaking junkie, blakc, white, yellow, red, doesnt matter. A serial rapist junkie deserves to die. THey deserver worse than death but htere is not much worse than it that is legal in the USA. Your lost love is looking down on him while hes burning in Hell. Shes laughing her ass off at him and hes screaming in pain. Just think of something nice. Losing some one close is terible.....

Pyro 04-17-2003 08:58 PM

dude...yuo gay


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