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Default Should I marry a 39 year old? - 04-17-2003, 04:37 PM

Well, to make a long story short, I met this stunning girl at the orthodontist office yesterday. We started talking, and then she sorta plopped her boobs in my face when she was pulling out a wire from my mouth. I'm 17, and I think this lady likes me a lot and the question is, should I marry her?
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:38 PM

ummmm no oOo:
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:38 PM

ummm no eek: are u on crack?

you 17
her 39
and you also just met. you dont no jack shit about her
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:39 PM

err...did I say marry? I meant date. oOo:
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:42 PM

she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:42 PM

NEGETIVE!!!
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:43 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":9b5a0]she's almost 40 and you can't even drink yet,
that would be some pretty weird shit[/quote:9b5a0]

Yea, but you didn't see those boobs! happy:
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:51 PM

Have sex first. You are a moron.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 04:53 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a8c4b]Have sex first. You are a moron.[/quote:a8c4b]yes but he isnt king moron freak:



  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:00 PM

Um dude. Ortho chicks always throw there boobs in yer face. THat was the best part about having braces. I am glad I dont have them anymore though
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:08 PM

i think the real question we should all be asking is...Should I murder Office Depot?
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:10 PM

What makes you even think she wants to Date you or would if you asked her? It's not like she flat out ripped her shirt off, you just pervertedly looked down her shirt.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:20 PM

your gay!

now die....... spam spam spam
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:23 PM

Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.
  
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Default 04-17-2003, 05:24 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":7af9f]Fuck off with these piss take threads. My question and rednecks question were actually genuine!.

Quit spamming. read the rules dumbass.[/quote:7af9f]


i wanted to say the same thing
  
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