So, what do you guys read while on the crapper?
 

For me..... Military Small Arms of The 20th Century 5th Edition.

Thrasher or my SI Swimsuit Issues

I cant read, i'm too busy trying to get it out

If you feel like logging, use plastic toilet paper

How old are you people? 90?? I just sit, puke my shit out and leave.

No time for reading.

Yeah, but my toilet seat is padded so I tend to stay longer than I have to.

LOL.

I imagine different situations and get caught up in those "moments". By the
time I come to, the shit's dried on my ass!

Agreed.

maximumPC and FHM

the only magazines i read, i use to read Maxim but i find FHM to be better

if jay Leno came out with a book of all the headlines he has had on the show, i would read that everytime. I mean, how could you miss headlines like this?
[img]http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_2427/H_2427_13.jpg[/img]
Feel the irony?

Nothing... 5 minutes im in, washed up and out. Better places to spend my life... So im told.

Very valid topic Innoxx, even if the tortoises head is sticking out,
I'm still disappointed if there's not some form of literature at hand.

ps: SoLiDUS, suggest carrying packet of Wet-Ones.

LOL

Duly noted, Eight Ace!

MAD magazine. Always MAD.

Maxim. That's good crappin' readin'.

[quote="Captain Wilkins":343de]MAD magazine. Always MAD.[/quote:343de]
same i read old issuies oOo: biggrin:

I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go

[quote="Capt. John Miller":9aeb3]I also concur biggrin:

I shit and go[/quote:9aeb3]

ditto

w00t

I was actually just recently thinking of putting a cat5 jack in my shitter so I could post to you all from the shitter. That would be awesome. You could also look at porn on the web from the shitter. HAHAHA

Im a speed shitter. I get in do the deed and am gone...Wonder if there is a world record for most "ghost" shits in a lifetime.

Other - I got the book "1001 Toilet-humor Jokes", seriously. The book is a gas. .. get it, gas? biggrin:

No doubt. Hot women and their writers are funny as hell.

Did you catch the "Maxim Takes Quebec" article, Zoner? Not sure if Canadian Maxim is different from the American version. Anyway, it was funny.

"According to recently declassified intelligence briefings, and taking into consideration recent military cutbacks, Quebec could be taken by the New Hampshire National Guard."

You're a lucky, lucky bastard.

hell ya
 

OF course SI swimsuit addition....
after i`m done crapping i might poung my meat biggrin: biggrin:


Aka_Eshelmen

sorry
 

that was my sister ,shes dumb, i was on the crapper while the window was up

i dont read anything. im not on the shitter long enough oOo:

Re: sorry
 

Suuuuuuuuure....

./....
 

hehehehehhee



Aka_Eshelmen

there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it...anyways i just pinch a loaf out, sometimes read national geographic

[quote="Old Reliable":8bb46]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:8bb46] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k

Re: sorry
 

It's pretty wierd how she inculuded to write "Aka_Eshelman" just like you do oOo:

As far as what i read on the shitter.. Nothing maybe turn on the radio to cover the sounds.

[quote="Garry Coleman":f5247]Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:f5247]

Yeah, but then the neighbours will be like, "what the fuck did he eat!?!"

Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:

Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast.

Re: sorry
 

ROFL OWNAGE!

I scan some pics in AFV Modeller whilst taking my three minute crapper.

flyfishing magazines

[quote="Garry Coleman":dc4ae][quote="Old Reliable":dc4ae]there is scientific evidence linking to why the toilet is comfortable but I can't find it[/quote:dc4ae] I was gonna say that. I heard it's the place that relaxes you.

As for reading, i usually study my history on the crapper. Yep, history is forced in my head when i'm on the crapper since there's nothing else better to do.

Maybe i should pracitce my trumpet while i'm on the john.............lol j/k[/quote:dc4ae]
need help learning about your founding fathers? Then listen to the Motha Fo' Fathas[url:dc4ae]http://www.jibjab.com/cartoons/raps/rp_MOVIE01.HTM[/url:dc4ae]
uh...yeah

Good books, Fight Terrorism by Benjamin Netanyahu

Awesome book really get ya fired up

Well, taking a dump is really an art. This is how i approach it.

1. I always go to the "quiet" one in the house as not to be disturbed.
2. I always go in with a recent mag like MaximumPC or Readers Digest.
3. I place some toilet paper in the bowl prior to shitting....this minimizes water from spashing on your ass.
4. My daily shits are the same time every day (at night) so i plan accordingly. After a good dump, i follow up with a good wipe and head straight into the shower.
.....and there you have it. The art of shitting Arkan style.