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Stinger_Dude 08-22-2003 11:04 AM

FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.

gtboys34 08-22-2003 11:09 AM

Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[quote="Stinger_Dude":83fb9]Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.[/quote:83fb9] you must be a white guy...

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-22-2003 11:12 AM

Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Stinger_Dude":e24e9
Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.

you must be a white guy...[/quote:e24e9]And you must be a moron good story stinga

08-22-2003 11:16 AM

hey those things are scary i fucking hate bugs

gtboys34 08-22-2003 11:17 AM

blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

Bazooka_Joe 08-22-2003 11:53 AM

We have waterbugs at our job, they're like cockroaches on steroids. They look like Palmetto bugs. Look it up. ed:

Roach
[img]http://www.bugrunners.com/images/brown_roach.jpg[/img]

Palmetto Bug
[img]http://www.openverse.com/avatars/animals/PalmettoBug.gif[/img]

Water bug, but ours arent this big, heh
[img]http://userpages.umbc.edu/~rrhudy1/giantwaterbug.jpg[/img]

Innoxx 08-22-2003 11:58 AM

Thank god those bastards don't really live up here, since it's too cold. However, we do get cougars, wolves, bears and bobcats. Which is a shitty trade-off.

Bazooka_Joe 08-22-2003 12:01 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":f4308]Thank god those bastards don't really live up here, since it's too cold. However, we do get cougars, wolves, bears and bobcats. Which is a shitty trade-off.[/quote:f4308]

LOL roach Vs Bear.

That's about as good as the Crab Vs Pipe video, heh

Sicilian_Summers 08-22-2003 12:49 PM

Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
you must be a white guy...

What the hell does being white have anything to do with this? lol

3/3 Marine 08-22-2003 02:21 PM

yeah good thing I live in the north. I used to live in Hawaii and I'd have roaches in my stereo. I'd be lisstening to some tunes and looking at the eq and see a black streak go across the lights. I was like, what the hell. Then I open the stereo equipment up and sure shit, roaches. There were eggs in there and live roaches. I took the vaccuum out and sucked those bastards up. I then had to put them roach hotels in there. That shit sucks...

gtboys34 08-22-2003 02:26 PM

Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[quote="Sicilian_Summers":34088]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
you must be a white guy...

What the hell does being white have anything to do with this? lol[/quote:34088]

[DAS REICH] Blitz 08-22-2003 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am

gtboys34 08-22-2003 02:57 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":23fae]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am[/quote:23fae] how so blitz word for word man? Tell me how im more of a moron than u r

Innoxx 08-22-2003 03:27 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":2658a]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am

how so blitz word for word man? Tell me how im more of a moron than u r[/quote:2658a]

He actually KNOWS he's a moron. You don't however. Ignorance is bliss, but I don't need to tell that to you now, eh?

gtboys34 08-22-2003 03:41 PM

Im da moron eh???? Your the 1 who's been spamming ever since last wk. Ruining threads, posting pics of Bs(that in my oppinion should get you banned). But b/c your "Innoxx" you think that you can ruin others threads and disresprect us "noobs" here @ the forums without getting banned. Whatever happened to your "hello goodbye" thread that you left for us a while back. If i remember correctly, u said something on the lines of this"if power is restored ill comeback here to post some more". Thats BS, Power hasn't been restored, as a matter of fact, everything has taken a turn for the worse since bs left this site 2 days ago. For 1, i want u gone, i know that my word doesn't matter b/c more than half of the ppl here consider me dumb noob or whatever. But i just wanted you to know that. Oooooooooooooooooooooo man, im not a violent person at all, but if i ever met you in real life and you acted the way you do here, u'd be dead, on the streets in a freakin ally with crackheads checking your wallet for cash

Innoxx 08-22-2003 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Im da moron eh???? Your the 1 who's been spamming ever since last wk. Ruining threads, posting pics of Bs(that in my oppinion should get you banned). But b/c your "Innoxx" you think that you can ruin others threads and disresprect us "noobs" here @ the forums without getting banned. Whatever happened to your "hello goodbye" thread that you left for us a while back. If i remember correctly, u said something on the lines of this"if power is restored ill comeback here to post some more". Thats BS, Power hasn't been restored, as a matter of fact, everything has taken a turn for the worse since bs left this site 2 days ago. For 1, i want u gone, i know that my word doesn't matter b/c more than half of the ppl here consider me dumb noob or whatever. But i just wanted you to know that. Oooooooooooooooooooooo man, im not a violent person at all, but if i ever met you in real life and you acted the way you do here, u'd be dead, on the streets in a freakin ally with crackheads checking your wallet for cash

Technically, I am gone. I just post there to spam so...

[img]http://www.sublimedirectory.com/pod.jpg[/img]

08-22-2003 03:55 PM

if six online members keep this spam shit up im leaveing six

Pyro 08-22-2003 04:25 PM

bugs suck

and I concur with Kingwade...first Badscript comes and takes away the FUN forum from Gerard, and now the fags flock to his brothers Ciaran's forums to screw up there.

Give them irish folk a break and quit being dicks.

ToeNail 08-22-2003 07:10 PM

Yea I hate fucken bugs..Take a look at these...
[img]http://www.goodearthgraphics.com/photo/insects/junebug.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.nhm.ac.uk/darwincentre/phase2/images/lg_beetle.jpg[/img]
[img]http://website.lineone.net/~nigin/images/Mini_Jungle/crab%20spider%20nest%20bigger%20ns.jpg[/img]
[img]http://website.lineone.net/~nigin/images/Mini_Jungle/Araneus%20diadematus%20website%20ns.jpg[/img]
[img]http://website.lineone.net/~nigin/images/Mini_Jungle/Cionus%20scrophulariae%20cop%20ns.jpg[/img]
[img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/spider-36.jpg[/img]
[img]http://home.att.net/~spiderhunters/attachments/spider.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.extremescience.com/goliathspider.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.seankreynolds.com/rpgfiles/monsters/jpg/nettlecloudspider.jpg[/img]
Think of those being in your bathroom...

Bazooka_Joe 08-22-2003 07:11 PM

AA.COM instantly transformed into DiscoveryChannel.COM

gtboys34 08-22-2003 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToeNail
Yea I hate fucken bugs..Take a look at these...
[img]http://website.lineone.net/~nigin/images/Mini_Jungle/Araneus%20diadematus%20website%20ns.jpg[/img]


Think of those being in your bathroom...

I had no idea they had Ghetto Insects ed:

ToeNail 08-22-2003 07:17 PM

Augh, I just can't stand looking at this one..stare it it for 30 secounds augh...
[img]http://home.att.net/~spiderhunters/attachments/spider.jpg[/img]

Eight Ace 08-22-2003 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

...man, don't do it!!, you'll end up killing some bastard...you know your hands are lethal weapons!
they should be fucken, like...registered, dude. You're too good a fighter, thats your problem! ed:

*...tries in vain to restrain a rampaging gtboys34...*

gtboys34 08-22-2003 07:25 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":0d76e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on

...man, don't do it!!, you'll end up killing some bastard...you know your hands are lethal weapons!
they should be fucken, like...registered, dude. You're too good a fighter, thats your problem! ed:

*...tries in vain to restrain a rampaging gtboys34...*[/quote:0d76e] In my friggin dreams!

Eight Ace 08-22-2003 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingWade
if six online members keep this spam shit up im leaveing six

...all you guys, don't forget to spam the crap outta 6online before leaving freak:

CaP bUsTa 08-22-2003 07:28 PM

http://www.giantspiders.com

Sicilian_Summers 08-22-2003 08:09 PM

Suddenly I'm much more appreciative that my father is an entemologist.

Stinger_Dude 08-23-2003 05:09 AM

I think the roach I saw were Palmetto roach or whatever. I think there like 2 of them in my house. I went to get my air soft gun tried to kill the piece of scum but those things are totally unreliable and inaccurate. So I get the repellent did a hunt for a roach and sprayed the motherfucker until it no long moved and was soaked in a puddle of chemical. I'll take a picture of it if I can. I dare not touch that thing is still lying on the bathroom floor.

SS.SGW.Julie 08-23-2003 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by ToeNail
Yea I hate fucken bugs..Take a look at these...
[img]http://website.lineone.net/~nigin/images/Mini_Jungle/Araneus%20diadematus%20website%20ns.jpg[/img]
Think of those being in your bathroom...


Bah ed:


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