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Default FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 08-22-2003, 11:04 AM

Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.
  
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Default Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 08-22-2003, 11:09 AM

[quote="Stinger_Dude":83fb9]Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.[/quote:83fb9] you must be a white guy...
  
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Default Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 08-22-2003, 11:12 AM

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Ok so I'm like waking up from bed cause I have to take a piss. I walk to the bathroom to relief myself. I turn on the lights and then walk in side. I look forward and pull down my pyjamas. And then What do I see a fucking coakroach hiding behind a shampoo bottle. I scream out. OMFG this roaches have the highest intelligence ever its like as soon I saw it it backed off behind the bottle as if it knew I saw it. I fucking run out and the roach slowly comes out. HOly shit it scared the bee jeezus out of me. And to fucking think if a nuclear war was to happen those motherfuckers will be still alive while we are rotiing in the ground. I dare not to go to the toilet. I'm fucking scared.
you must be a white guy...[/quote:e24e9]And you must be a moron good story stinga



  
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Default 08-22-2003, 11:16 AM

hey those things are scary i fucking hate bugs
  
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Default 08-22-2003, 11:17 AM

blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on
  
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Default 08-22-2003, 11:53 AM

We have waterbugs at our job, they're like cockroaches on steroids. They look like Palmetto bugs. Look it up. ed:

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[img]http://www.bugrunners.com/images/brown_roach.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://www.openverse.com/avatars/animals/PalmettoBug.gif[/img]

Water bug, but ours arent this big, heh
[img]http://userpages.umbc.edu/~rrhudy1/giantwaterbug.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 08-22-2003, 11:58 AM

Thank god those bastards don't really live up here, since it's too cold. However, we do get cougars, wolves, bears and bobcats. Which is a shitty trade-off.
  
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Default 08-22-2003, 12:01 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":f4308]Thank god those bastards don't really live up here, since it's too cold. However, we do get cougars, wolves, bears and bobcats. Which is a shitty trade-off.[/quote:f4308]

LOL roach Vs Bear.

That's about as good as the Crab Vs Pipe video, heh
  
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Default Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 08-22-2003, 12:49 PM

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Default 08-22-2003, 02:21 PM

yeah good thing I live in the north. I used to live in Hawaii and I'd have roaches in my stereo. I'd be lisstening to some tunes and looking at the eq and see a black streak go across the lights. I was like, what the hell. Then I open the stereo equipment up and sure shit, roaches. There were eggs in there and live roaches. I took the vaccuum out and sucked those bastards up. I then had to put them roach hotels in there. That shit sucks...
  
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Default Re: FUCKING KILL THOSE ROACHES!!! KELL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 08-22-2003, 02:26 PM

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blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on
ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am



  
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blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on
ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am[/quote:23fae] how so blitz word for word man? Tell me how im more of a moron than u r
  
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blitz, man whats up with u always flaming on me??? I mean seriously what do u wanna do man?? U wanna fight or something??? DO ya?? I can get ticket to wherever u want to fight man, what up. You know u'd get owned now just sit ure gay A$@ down and sthu. plz b4 u get blazed on
ur a moron thats why......I mean cmon you even more moronic than i am
how so blitz word for word man? Tell me how im more of a moron than u r[/quote:2658a]

He actually KNOWS he's a moron. You don't however. Ignorance is bliss, but I don't need to tell that to you now, eh?
  
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Default 08-22-2003, 03:41 PM

Im da moron eh???? Your the 1 who's been spamming ever since last wk. Ruining threads, posting pics of Bs(that in my oppinion should get you banned). But b/c your "Innoxx" you think that you can ruin others threads and disresprect us "noobs" here @ the forums without getting banned. Whatever happened to your "hello goodbye" thread that you left for us a while back. If i remember correctly, u said something on the lines of this"if power is restored ill comeback here to post some more". Thats BS, Power hasn't been restored, as a matter of fact, everything has taken a turn for the worse since bs left this site 2 days ago. For 1, i want u gone, i know that my word doesn't matter b/c more than half of the ppl here consider me dumb noob or whatever. But i just wanted you to know that. Oooooooooooooooooooooo man, im not a violent person at all, but if i ever met you in real life and you acted the way you do here, u'd be dead, on the streets in a freakin ally with crackheads checking your wallet for cash
  
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