Paris Hilton Returns
 

PARIS: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT

February 12, 2004 -- JUST when everyone's favorite airy heiress Paris Hilton thought that little sex video scandal was behind her, it's come back with a vengeance. While the world saw only a grainy four-minute clip of the raunchy romp between Hilton and Rick Solomon a few months back, the sexstravaganza hit the Internet yesterday in its full-length glory. The 37-minute video - downloadable for $50 - features not only the shadowy green night-vision performance that's become so infamous, but also well-lighted, full-color scenes that prove Hilton is the hardest working woman in show business. Our favorite bit is a bathroom conversation as Paris - in bra, panties, and thigh-high, stiletto-heeled boots - is preparing for an evening on the town. "Are you gonna make me go to some stupid club?" asks Solomon. "Yes," Paris giggles. "It's Wednesday - it's the Standard." Her frustrated boy-toy replies, "We can't just stay in and you [bleep] my [bleep]?" Paris yelps "Eww!" and warns Solomon, "Don't talk to me like an animal!" Her protest doesn't last long.



evil:

HAW HAW HAW HAW! Whatta whore.

FYI, don't post links to that video. heh heh hake:

Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:

Yeah. Fill yer boots with zee PMs. biggrin:

*fap* *fap* *fap*

W00t! rock:

I need to go use my laptop. .. in the bathroom. . .all week. ed:

Why am I not suprised. Super-slut.

Well, its gotta be on kazaa by now right?

GG. rock:

has anyone seen it? if so does she make up for looking like a bad fuck in the last video

:)

Short hand diffently has it. the_finger:

send linkage

hit me up with link on pm, or else....

Or else what? You'll spam the boards? Oh wait...

link?

i need linky winky.

PM

[img]http://www.magicalshoujo.com/shallow/link.jpg[/img]

PleaseKthx

lmfao link picture happy:

She is a slut, and I would not pay a dime to watch here do anything. annoy:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":52993]She is a slut, and I would not pay a dime to watch here do anything. annoy:[/quote:52993]

Don't you mean "her" instead of "here"???? Why don't you use proper grammar, good buddy. annoy:

I'll use correct spelling, thank you for finding my mistake. Also keep up the good work, people will be wanting to kill you in no time.

ROFL!


link meh please happy:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":11460]I'll use correct spelling, thank you for finding my mistake. Also keep up the good work, people will be wanting to kill you in no time.[/quote:11460]

That'll be fun biggrin:

i got a link but im verifying if its real.

PM it if it is

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":599f0]She is a slut, and I would not pay a dime to watch here do anything. annoy:[/quote:599f0]
who says ya have to pay to see the vid biggrin: cool:

I'd poop on her chest.

It be real, I verified it. biggrin:

And yeah, its alot better than the first.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":98ded]It be real, I verified it. biggrin:

And yeah, its alot better than the first.[/quote:98ded]

by "verifying" do you mean you expelled mass quantities of baby batter to it? oOo:





cuz i will when i see it


rock:

[quote=JBird]by "verifying" do you mean you expelled mass quantities of baby batter to it? oOo:





cuz i will when i see it


rock:[/quote:1f60b]

Yeah, why not. Truthfully, I hate the bitch. I just wanted to see it to see if it was real. She's such a camera whore, I'd slaughter her if I ever got the chance.

Link Plz

they should have a link on that rip shit dj, says a new ones up tonight

IRC

someone please PM me with a link biggrin: its much appreicated. if you do, ill give you a link to the doom 3 demo, if you dont have it already. biggrin: