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Paris Hilton Returns -
02-14-2004, 08:21 AM
PARIS: THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
February 12, 2004 -- JUST when everyone's favorite airy heiress Paris Hilton thought that little sex video scandal was behind her, it's come back with a vengeance. While the world saw only a grainy four-minute clip of the raunchy romp between Hilton and Rick Solomon a few months back, the sexstravaganza hit the Internet yesterday in its full-length glory. The 37-minute video - downloadable for $50 - features not only the shadowy green night-vision performance that's become so infamous, but also well-lighted, full-color scenes that prove Hilton is the hardest working woman in show business. Our favorite bit is a bathroom conversation as Paris - in bra, panties, and thigh-high, stiletto-heeled boots - is preparing for an evening on the town. "Are you gonna make me go to some stupid club?" asks Solomon. "Yes," Paris giggles. "It's Wednesday - it's the Standard." Her frustrated boy-toy replies, "We can't just stay in and you [bleep] my [bleep]?" Paris yelps "Eww!" and warns Solomon, "Don't talk to me like an animal!" Her protest doesn't last long.
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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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Administrator
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02-14-2004, 08:26 AM
HAW HAW HAW HAW! Whatta whore.
FYI, don't post links to that video. heh heh hake:
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02-14-2004, 08:32 AM
Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:
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Administrator
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02-14-2004, 09:12 AM
Yeah. Fill yer boots with zee PMs. biggrin:
*fap* *fap* *fap*
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-14-2004, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Vance
Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:
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Brigadier General
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02-14-2004, 12:56 PM
W00t! rock:
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02-14-2004, 01:27 PM
I need to go use my laptop. .. in the bathroom. . .all week. ed:
Why am I not suprised. Super-slut.
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Captain
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02-14-2004, 01:34 PM
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Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:
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Major General
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02-14-2004, 01:36 PM
Well, its gotta be on kazaa by now right?
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02-14-2004, 01:45 PM
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Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:
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2nd Lieutenant
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02-14-2004, 05:16 PM
GG. rock:
Chairperson, Coastal Carolina Students for Ron Paul 2008
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Captain
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02-14-2004, 05:38 PM
has anyone seen it? if so does she make up for looking like a bad fuck in the last video
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Brigadier General
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02-14-2004, 05:42 PM
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Major
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02-14-2004, 05:42 PM
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Yeah. Only PM it. biggrin:
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Major
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02-14-2004, 06:23 PM
Short hand diffently has it. the_finger:
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