ways to get her horny
 

im 15 i have a 15 y/o gf , shes horny sometimes, what i wana know is little hints and tips to make her horny all the time, like where can i rub her ,wat can i say, little things like that, any help will be appreciated, thanx

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but dude, she wont fuck me unless shes horny, anything else??

Nibble lightly on her ear, It'll drive her crazy biggrin:

Failing that, go for the Chloroform

If Jesus didn't have a beard, he'd look like a chick

thanx, nething else

Show her $10,000.00

Step 1: Get off the Internet for a while. rolleyes:
Step 2: Tell her how pretty she is today (even more pretty than usual)
Step 3: Start rubbing her shoulders

...10 seconds later...

Step 7: Smoke a cigarette, roll over and go to sleep.

Zoner makes a fine point. Massages work well biggrin:

and go gently, for God's sake. Going like a bull at a gate will not go as well.

well im in school now so internet is pretty much all i can do, and can u give me steps 4-6 that would be nice, thanx

What the fucks this? Alliedassault.com for sexually frustrated little hornballs?

Im awaiting somone asking for masturbation instructions, durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
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HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW

Coffee = snarfed.

do you recomend a better site?

http://www.general-gamers.net

There'a a Romance and Sexual Advice section. Dr. Innoxx residing.

EDIT: Hrm...there WAS a Romance and Sexual Advice section. I guess it got turfed.

thanx, but i like advice from other MoHAA players, any other advice

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Yeah, 'cause teenaged computer gamers are infamous for their wild, acrobatic antics in the bedroom.

hahaha never thought about it that way, still some of you might have some good advice

Good 'nuff for me.

Just treat her nice, do thoughtful things, and tell her she smells nice. That'll work way better in the long run than just randomly jamming yer hands up the front of her Wonderbra (unless that's what she asks you to do...then jump all over that).

The rest will fall into place.

"My First Sexual experience was actually quite scary. It was dark, and I was alone" - Billy Connolly

Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!


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shes never minded me going up her shirt, down the pants is a dif storie im like 2 for 14, thats bad, and no matter what , when were cuddling her hand always finds her way down my pants, does that mean anything

i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet

The ears always a winner eek:

[quote:213bf]im like 2 for 14[/quote:213bf]
After how many Overs? biggrin:

what are overs?

Cricket term

care to explain, neone else have advice

The way i look at it is...




YOUR FUCKING 15. Put the bitch you'll dump anyway to the side and grab your god damn math book. Trust me, you'll probably use long divsion more than your wang if you asking this kinda thing here. Anyone who has graduated high school can tell you how many times you'll use long division... 0.

That and its a scientific fact that no woman is horny all of the time, let alone 10% of the time. If you get 2.395% of the time you're in like Flin. And even Flin dont get to much play. Find a nympho, (sp) and even there only horny maybe 15% of the time. Bacially the ratio of horny to non horny is not in your favor. If her engine aint running while making out and going round the bases a ways, then you're shit out of luck, its not one of those rare 2.395 times.

Quick advise though... Dont go down her pants, unbutton them, and down the zipper. See what she says to that. Doing so while on your knees, gives a pretty good idea of your intentions, she should have to big a complaint about that.

1. I cant believe how patient zoner is being..lol
2. HOLY SHIT..LOL!
3. stupid:
4. Your 15 you dont need to be fucking shit...you want off make a donut hole with your dominant hand, stick your pen0r in it, slide hand up and down, repeat untill desired ejaculation occurs.
5. WEAR A GOD DAMN CONDOM
6. [img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/mars4.jpg[/img]

Watch a porno, and copy what they do. I mean, they get laid all the time, right? biggrin:

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i know shes not always horny , thats why i made this post, how can i make her horny, and she already told me she doesnt wana be ate out , how do i change her mind on that 1

wait till she is sleeping then jack off furiously while looking at pictures of hillary duff..then laminate her face..bonus points for crusting her eyes shut...trust me works everytime cool:

wow, that just ruined any innocense i had left, but how can i talk her in to letting me eat her out

the way i did it with my girl...she didnt let me do it at first, but i kept trying each time we'd do stuff....keep trying...she gave in one day and is in love with it ever since wink: it also helps if you know what you're doing...and i know you dont...so watch some porn to get some tips...kbye

i know how to do that , i did it before, she said last time a guy tried it , she punched him in the face, that could be a -

or she could be prude....end of story....find a new girl...they're a dime a dozen in high school man

Fuckin punch her back biggrin:

The going down on her, or the Laminating her face while she's asleep? eek:

whats prude??? and how many times did it take you before she let you

the going down on her