Fu**ed up SH!T
 

Ok, three blocks away from where I live....a guy is a vampire right..we all know he is fucked up because in school he got a pair of scissors and chopped his arm up and ate the pieces.....gg. Anyway.....he says he is a vampire so he does a ritual which takes a victom to use right. Well....he gets a sword...chops his mom's head off, her arms, and her legs and kills every animal in sight.....thats not the weird part.

THEY DIDNT CATCH HIM!!! oOo:

Uhhh huhhh. eek:

hopefully youve pissed him off and hell be at your house next. biggrin: eek:

I think it's time you refer to the 2nd admendment, son.

Re: Fu**ed up SH!T
 

You packing heat?

P.S.-were do you live?

sleeping:

Get some silver bullets and pwn that bitch. I'm uploading an aimbot to my FTP for you right now. I'll PM you with the FTP info.

P.S. - D&D is not real.

If this is indeed real, there would be new stories about it.

i live in bum fuck salem missouri...our news papers dont come out but on tues. and thurs. and i'm not bsing about that...when the article comes out i will scan it and proove to you that town is that fucked up

Seems god has failed you.

If this is for real, email fox news, cnn, msnbc, or some other news source and tell them the story.

Theres a Vampire club at my school....we normal ppl are trying to get rid of it because they go around after school in tights and black capes then talk about how to eat an animal, the only reason they still have the club is because the vice principle thinks its a good cooking experiance. Im waiting for them to do something like this.
And the sad thing about this is that their club is allowed to put up all these displays yet the Catholic club (which Im in) isnt even allowed to put up more then 4 items and a little typed up thing, these "Vampires" are going around with 2 display cases and all these things with blood and books on how to be a vampire and wierd shit like that, they even had a dead rabbit that they ate on display until they were forced to take it down.

Just smack the ringleader in the face with a fire extinguisher. That'll straighten him right-the-fuck out.

Then he'll just come in the next day and shoot up the school.

Not if you put him in a coma first.

Then the followers would 'avenge' him.

You have to take them all out.

ummm ..ok some fruit went nutbars and loped off his mothers head ...and you are the only one in the nation to get aney info on this .......

yeah...and this isent flagg...this is the pope..i sent elvis's dog and jimmy hendrix dressed as a huge pink bunny to beat the vampire to death with a steel dildo.....


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Not a problem. Just get a few other guys with shovels, then find out where they hang out and clean house. Motherfuckers. I mean, vampires aren't real.... and neither are fairies. What I'm trying to stay is only insane people dress up like imaginary things. That, or disillusioned middles-class caucasian teenagers. If that's the case, a solid garden spade to the mug will cure them right out.

Another benefit to smoking the ringleader's face in -- is as you illistrated before; his second coming with all the weapons he borrowed from his crazy vietnam-vet uncle. I'm sure whatever school Snipey goes to can use a good ol' genetic purging VIA automatic weapons.

This is why I love you, Innoxx. biggrin:
Your intelligent satire is a much need element of this place.

rock:

Re: Fu**ed up SH!T
 

Vampites dont exist. Whatever made you think that?

Well, he's a Christian. They'll believe anything you spoon feed them.

*sigh* typical americans "yee-haw! go get your self a gun son so you can defand your property!"

hahahahaha. I like that.

rofl good one!

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[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":c3e2e] the Catholic club (which Im in)[/quote:c3e2e]

seriously...

what happened to the old snipeymagoo? lately all i've been hearing from you is pure bullshit

once that shit comes out in the newspaper...on tuesday oOo: ill scan it and show you wtf is up with this fucked up town

Make him eat your shit in front of everyone.

P.S - Eat only chicken teriyaki 2 days prior to shitting out said shit.

if there was some faggot at my school who thought he was a vampire....he would get an ass beating everyday by everyone. I would be like you fucking fagget i got some blood to drink....yours bitch. The black kids would be like "yo dog that vampire shit is whack...now id liike the shoes u got there cracka" the hispanics would be all like "donde esta el gay vampire esse".

Steady on Tripper annoy: ...that's a bit much, I don't think
any of us would be wanting teriyaki two nights running....

[quote=bukdez]seriously...[/quote:e4c3f]

rofl catholic club

FUCK YES rock:

The freaks bite ppl, and eat their own blood everyone stays away from them, but the hipanics do go up to them al ot and say "¡Usted maldice a monstruos del vampiro, cabezas de la mierda!" An to the only girl they always say "¡No aspire mi pene!"
We all tried to beat them up after school but they always hang out together bite us like police dogs and dont let go, theyve sent a bucnh of ppl to the hospital.

What the hell, when i was in high school the goth trend was slowly going away and now this dumb stuff.

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":abd3b]The freaks bite ppl, and eat their own blood everyone stays away from them, but the hipanics do go up to them al ot and say "¡Usted maldice a monstruos del vampiro, cabezas de la mierda!" An to the only girl they always say "¡No aspire mi pene!"
We all tried to beat them up after school but they always hang out together bite us like police dogs and dont let go, theyve sent a bucnh of ppl to the hospital.[/quote:abd3b]

That why u go after one at a time. Follow one of those freaks home and fuck em up.

so all the blacks will find it "whack" and then want to steal all the white guys shoes and all the hispanics can't speak english and will speak spanish because they're too stupid?

Well if this is your school, i'm sorry for your city. Here, not everyone is exactly the same based on their colour.

oh damn! Here I am caught without my boots! the shit is getting deep in here