Denny's: A Nice Place to Sit and Eat...Man SAUCE!
 

Denny's chef ejaculates into dipping sauce
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Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said.
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oOo:

nothing like a hint of semen in dipping sauce oOo:

I live close to waterloo. Thank god I dont eat Denny's!

This tastes a bit salty.....

Ill take the chicken fingers with a side of spunk wad please oOo:

why?

He did it to people who've pissed him off (e.g. a cop who gave him a ticket one time).

well if that Ex didnt swallow then, she sure as hell did now

HAW HAW HAW!

Customer: "Yes, I'd like the chicken fingers."
Waitress: "Would you like to order a funnel to go with that?"
Customer: "Huh??"
Waitress: "Umm...nothing. Nevermind."

"Excuse me ma'am...why was my side of honey mustard sauce served in a martini glass?"

he should be killed.

He should be made to eat his own special honey-mustard sauce...by the GALLON! In a martini glass! biggrin:

one of the main reasons i RARELY eat out. you cant trust fuckers running these places anymore ... sad sad sad.

yeah i know how you feel

I work at a place that sells ice-cream and other shit like that.

I've done that to frappes and other things that are white.

People don't notice....

So I don't care.





hellfire:

may you contract herpes and hepatitis a,b,c from some other stupid ass kid (like yourself) while eating in a restaurant.

thats fucked up you deush bag

The was a girl who got ghonnorea from an olive garden around here prom night.... ewww

how? by ramming the pasta up her cunt?

[quote="Zap. USMC":cd8c7]how? by ramming the pasta up her cunt?[/quote:cd8c7]
how do you think? haha... swallowing some guys cum infested fettuchini sauce i'd imagine

thats goddamn sick

[quote=jujumantb]how do you think? haha... swallowing some guys cum infested fettuchini sauce i'd imagine[/quote:d5664]
hate to break it to ya pal but a man/woman can only get ghonnarea in her cooter/pen0r by making contact with a cooter/pen0r that has the bacteria in their cooter/pen0r

I'm just happy they didn't mean Waterloo, Ontario.

[quote="Zap. USMC":849f8][quote=jujumantb]how do you think? haha... swallowing some guys cum infested fettuchini sauce i'd imagine[/quote:849f8]
hate to break it to ya pal but a man/woman can only get ghonnarea in her cooter/pen0r by making contact with a cooter/pen0r that has the bacteria in their cooter/pen0r[/quote:849f8]
read a book... sorry to break it to you pal, but you're looking stupid on this thread happy: ;)
edit: and of course she didnt get it in her cooter, i never said that

You can't get ghonerrea in the mouth

Can't you get throat infections, if you eat out a chick who has ghonerrea?

No thats forplay

[quote:a07b1]How Do I Get It?
You got gonorrhea by having sex with someone who had it. It can be spread by the penis, vagina, anus, or mouth.

Use condoms every time you have sex.

Remember, the best way to protect yourself from any sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) is by not having sex; but if you are going to have sex, use a condom.

[/quote:a07b1]

Well you learn something every day

[quote="Zap. USMC":e39e0]how? by ramming the pasta up her cunt?[/quote:e39e0]

LMAO, I almost spit Coke all over my monitor when I read that. Thank you.

You should be flushed down a toilet.

when Eames tells you its fucked up, its really fucked up

thats gross. i've never eaten at denneys, i think there is only one in ottawa anyways oOo:

Restraunts are all pretty filthy in some way. Ive had 10 friends who have all worked at differant places in the food service industry. The stories they tell me about fast food and diner are fucking disgusting. Even the more upscale places are a risk because of disgruntled workers. Its not just the cooks and chefs, the waitresses and hosts do some nasty shit too.

It's mainly just the people who work there. All resturants have policys on health and safety, there are just the people they hire that are assholes and fuck things up.

When I say something, you can tell I'm not serious.





















happy: EDIT: Stop spamming emoticons, for fuck sakes.

My Edit: Those emoticons only took up one line, it didn't matter.

The Indians say it best, don't trust the white man.

You get more irritating with every nanosecond that passes. annoy:

I got ghonnorea from a tractor

id have to say eating spooge from someone that has the disease will pass it to you, no matter what the disease (std at least).

Listen to this man! He speaks from experience!

i have aids.