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Default Denny's: A Nice Place to Sit and Eat...Man SAUCE! - 06-09-2004, 02:10 PM

Denny's chef ejaculates into dipping sauce
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Police said that Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, of Waterloo, deliberately contaminated food on at least two occasions by putting his semen into the honey-mustard dressing that the restaurant serves with its chicken strips, said Capt. Suzanne Sweet of the Waterloo police. The incidents occurred in November and April, police said.
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:12 PM

nothing like a hint of semen in dipping sauce oOo:


  
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:15 PM

I live close to waterloo. Thank god I dont eat Denny's!
  
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:16 PM

This tastes a bit salty.....

Ill take the chicken fingers with a side of spunk wad please oOo:


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:16 PM

why?
  
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:19 PM

He did it to people who've pissed him off (e.g. a cop who gave him a ticket one time).


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:20 PM

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He did it to people who've pissed him off (e.g. a cop who gave him a ticket one time).
well if that Ex didnt swallow then, she sure as hell did now


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:23 PM

HAW HAW HAW!

Customer: "Yes, I'd like the chicken fingers."
Waitress: "Would you like to order a funnel to go with that?"
Customer: "Huh??"
Waitress: "Umm...nothing. Nevermind."


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:30 PM

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HAW HAW HAW!

Customer: "Yes, I'd like the chicken fingers."
Waitress: "Would you like to order a funnel to go with that?"
Customer: "Huh??"
Waitress: "Umm...nothing. Nevermind."
"Excuse me ma'am...why was my side of honey mustard sauce served in a martini glass?"


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:30 PM

he should be killed.
  
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:36 PM

He should be made to eat his own special honey-mustard sauce...by the GALLON! In a martini glass! biggrin:


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Default 06-09-2004, 02:44 PM

one of the main reasons i RARELY eat out. you cant trust fuckers running these places anymore ... sad sad sad.
  
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Default 06-09-2004, 02:48 PM

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one of the main reasons i RARELY eat out. you cant trust fuckers running these places anymore ... sad sad sad.
yeah i know how you feel
  
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Default 06-09-2004, 03:05 PM

I work at a place that sells ice-cream and other shit like that.

I've done that to frappes and other things that are white.

People don't notice....

So I don't care.





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Default 06-09-2004, 03:11 PM

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I work at a place that sells ice-cream and other shit like that.

I've done that to frappes and other things that are white.

People don't notice....

So I don't care.





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may you contract herpes and hepatitis a,b,c from some other stupid ass kid (like yourself) while eating in a restaurant.
  
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