Things you need to believe to be a Republican.
 

[quote:63dd9]Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,
but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and
our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,
but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting
all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and
Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have
sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and
censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need
our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General
John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they
have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.[/quote:63dd9]

[quote:b6788]The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. [/quote:b6788]

fuck the driving record, i want to see his military records. but you cant because they have been destroyed ( how did that happen? )

Has anyone else noticed, the Canadians on this board seem to care so much more about the Presidential Election then anyone else?

OMG UR ANTI AMERIKAN!!

the funny thing about it is someone could make a list that big the exact but with the opposit view. dint we quit this crap 2 weeks ago?

canadians need to stop bitching about america, we've already got enough americans on it.

Read it. Kind of embaressing when a canadian knows more about your politics than you do.

Not embaressing for me. Ive said it before, i really dont give a shit about this thing. Ive never looked into bush's past, or kerry's past. But im just not disappointed in how its being run. Everythings fine if you ask me

Re: Things you need to believe to be a Republican.
 

[quote="The Frenchman":45bef][quote:45bef]
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.
[/quote:45bef][/quote:45bef]

You're talking about abortion, right? The thing is, it's not her body we are talking about. It's another human life. Abortion is Murder.

When did bush Lie? He was saying what our intelligence agencies told him was the truth, a truth which many other countries held also.

Republicans don't give a shit what's going on around them. They just like money. And that's what makes me a Republican. God Bless America.

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Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.

[quote="The Frenchman":6cd05]Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well mis-informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.[/quote:6cd05]

Re: Things you need to believe to be a Republican.
 

[quote="Pick Axe":2d02b][quote="The Frenchman":2d02b][quote:2d02b]
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.
[/quote:2d02b][/quote:2d02b]

You're talking about abortion, right? The thing is, it's not her body we are talking about. It's another human life. Abortion is Murder.

When did bush Lie? He was saying what our intelligence agencies told him was the truth, a truth which many other countries held also.[/quote:2d02b]

Abortion is not murder to me, unless it is done in the third trimester. Where do you draw that line though? If you take it far enough, you'll be saying that everytime a woman has her period, she'll be commiting murder.
I'm pretty sure you dropped a couple living organisms when you took a shit last night. It's the woman's body, and it's the woman's money. We could use those aborted fetuses for scientific research too.

About Bush, fuck this isn't just about Bush. Saying a politician is honest is like saying the earth is flat. You're being naive.

[quote="Pick Axe":50dca][quote="The Frenchman":50dca]Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well mis-informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.[/quote:50dca][/quote:50dca]

Yeah, usually the ones that are the most heard. Shorthand and Pyro, among others let their own emotions and preferences dictate their political ramblings. I'm more criticial. Understand and be understood is my motto.

[quote="Pick Axe":9fb74] happy:[/quote:9fb74]

You can't even vote yet, young Proteus.

"Shoot to kill" is my motto. Following that is "I swear to God they dead before I got here officer"... yup, that's my second motto.

[quote="The Frenchman":007a5][quote="Pick Axe":007a5] happy:[/quote:007a5]

You can't even vote yet, young Proteus.[/quote:007a5]

I applied to vote when I went for my liscense, said I wanted to be green and libertarian. haha.

...and you're a stupid gook. Shut up and do math.

[quote="Kraut Killer":f30f3]"Shoot to kill" is my motto. Following that is "I swear to God they dead before I got here officer"... yup, that's my second motto.[/quote:f30f3]

In dire circumstances, I follow that mindset too.

[quote=Proteus][quote="The Frenchman":82f29]You can't even vote yet, young Proteus.[/quote:82f29]

I applied to vote when I went for my liscense, said I wanted to be green and libertarian. haha.

...and you're a stupid g***. Shut up and do math.[/quote:82f29]

I don't know if I should believe you. Afterall, you do have a troubled history of being full of shit.

Yeah I'm just a lieing 12 year old.

I can't even be arsed to believe that.

ROFL!

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Re: Things you need to believe to be a Republican.
 

[quote:92386]Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.[/quote:92386]

Saddam was NEVER a "good guy". When we armed him we did so reluctantly so that he might be able to not only fend of an invasion from Iran but would be able to do some massive damage. With those weapons and technology he then used that to try and flex his muscle against Kuwait. The determent and liberation of Kuwait was a UN sponsored endeavor. 660 and 662. Look it up. Were we interested in protecting our interests in the middle east - of course. It would be STUPID to think that a seized Kuwait would not have consequences for us as a people. Condemning those actions because we needed to keep the WORLDS oil supply out of the hands of a dictator is ridiculous reasoning.

Funny no mention of Clintons assualts on Iraq.

[quote:92386]Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,
but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.[/quote:92386]

Trade with Cuba is wrong because its been in place during Democrat AND Republican Presidents. It should also be noted that Cuba REFUSES to sign or endorse UN resolutions condemning terrorism. I'll have to do some searching for that particular paper.

[quote:92386]The United States should get out of the United Nations, and
our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
against Iraq.[/quote:92386]

There is always grumbling about the UN - and much of it is true. As a body it HAS no real authority or power, it is GLACIAL to act, and much humanitarian aid is bogged down in politics. You CAN complain about someone and still work with them.

[quote:92386]A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,
but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting
all mankind without regulation.[/quote:92386]

Yawn. This is a silly one. "Multi-nationals" is another liberal buzz-word for big-scary-corporation.

[quote:92386]The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.[/quote:92386]

Veteran benefits/pay ARENT being slashed. Another myth promulgated by the left.

[quote:92386]If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have
sex.[/quote:92386]

It isnt the schools job to promote/proscribe sexual behavior. Sex Education should be the be/all end/all of schools involvement.

[quote:92386]A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
allies, then demand their cooperation and money.[/quote:92386]

The two arent related.

[quote:92386]Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism[/quote:92386]

All americans have health care - noone is refused service that needs it. Not everyone has health INSURANCE.

[quote:92386]HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
public at heart.[/quote:92386]

This is a sticky one. Do you want a national health care system like Canadas - or do you want one that exists on a federal AND private level.

[quote:92386]Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.[/quote:92386]

I dare ANYONE to find a majority of republicans that believe this crap.

[quote:92386]A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.[/quote:92386]

You're right - lying to his wife is Clintons business. Lying to a Grand Jury is the DOJ's.

[quote:92386]Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and
censoring the Internet.[/quote:92386]

This old chestnut. Gay "marraige" isnt banned. It simply isnt recognized for the federal program we call "marraige" in the good ol' USA.

[quote:92386]You support states' rights, which means Attorney General
John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they
have the right to adopt.[/quote:92386]

If initiatives encroach on constitutional rights, then yes the AG has the POWER to step in. Sorry but he does.

Go read a fucking book TGB! STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a funny list based on fact guys... this is the basis for GOOD humor..get your panties out of your ass and laugh about it.

It is funny... and probaly written by an American.

P.S. Inny for MOD!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8f9cb]Go read a fucking book TGB! STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:8f9cb]uh...."go read a fucking book"?....wtf does that have to do with anything?

[quote=Coleman]uh...."go read a fucking book"?....wtf does that have to do with anything?[/quote:975dd]

Go read his "Libraries" topic. Pay attention.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f14de][quote=Coleman]uh...."go read a fucking book"?....wtf does that have to do with anything?[/quote:f14de]

Go read his "Libraries" topic. Pay attention.[/quote:f14de]

Find fault in my statements - or get off the fucking pot.

[quote="TGB!":60b4c]

Find fault in my statements [/quote:60b4c]

No. You might label me a racist. oOo:

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":97df7][quote="TGB!":97df7]

Find fault in my statements [/quote:97df7]

No. You might label me a racist. oOo:[/quote:97df7]

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holy fuck tgb owned innoxx.

God I hate liberals.

It wasn't any sort of a challenge (fuck, it's a copy and paste job). I posted this one out of good humour. I find that list is very bias, to me it's propaganda. I'm not liberal, but I'm not conservative either, to me these are too alike to be worth my vote.

I love jerry falwell.

Mr. Maple... you sir are being racist against racists... and I find that highly offensive. I shall now report you to the King of Canada, who, I assure you, will take swift action against you.

You bet I will!

im the prince of canada