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Default Things you need to believe to be a Republican. - 08-08-2004, 02:48 PM

[quote:63dd9]Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,
but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and
our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,
but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting
all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and
Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have
sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and
censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need
our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General
John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they
have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.[/quote:63dd9]
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:17 PM

[quote:b6788]The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business. [/quote:b6788]

fuck the driving record, i want to see his military records. but you cant because they have been destroyed ( how did that happen? )
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:26 PM

Has anyone else noticed, the Canadians on this board seem to care so much more about the Presidential Election then anyone else?
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:27 PM

OMG UR ANTI AMERIKAN!!
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:33 PM

the funny thing about it is someone could make a list that big the exact but with the opposit view. dint we quit this crap 2 weeks ago?
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:34 PM

canadians need to stop bitching about america, we've already got enough americans on it.
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 03:42 PM

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canadians need to stop bitching about america, we've already got enough americans on it.
Read it. Kind of embaressing when a canadian knows more about your politics than you do.


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Default 08-08-2004, 03:48 PM

Not embaressing for me. Ive said it before, i really dont give a shit about this thing. Ive never looked into bush's past, or kerry's past. But im just not disappointed in how its being run. Everythings fine if you ask me
  
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Default Re: Things you need to believe to be a Republican. - 08-08-2004, 03:58 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":45bef][quote:45bef]
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.
[/quote:45bef][/quote:45bef]

You're talking about abortion, right? The thing is, it's not her body we are talking about. It's another human life. Abortion is Murder.

When did bush Lie? He was saying what our intelligence agencies told him was the truth, a truth which many other countries held also.
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 04:00 PM

Republicans don't give a shit what's going on around them. They just like money. And that's what makes me a Republican. God Bless America.
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 04:01 PM

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Republicans don't give a shit what's going on around them. They just like money. And that's what makes me a Republican. God Bless America.
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Default 08-08-2004, 04:07 PM

Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 04:09 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":6cd05]Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well mis-informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.[/quote:6cd05]
  
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Default Re: Things you need to believe to be a Republican. - 08-08-2004, 04:14 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":2d02b][quote="The Frenchman":2d02b][quote:2d02b]
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

A president lying to enlist support for a war in
which thousands die is solid defense policy.
[/quote:2d02b][/quote:2d02b]

You're talking about abortion, right? The thing is, it's not her body we are talking about. It's another human life. Abortion is Murder.

When did bush Lie? He was saying what our intelligence agencies told him was the truth, a truth which many other countries held also.[/quote:2d02b]

Abortion is not murder to me, unless it is done in the third trimester. Where do you draw that line though? If you take it far enough, you'll be saying that everytime a woman has her period, she'll be commiting murder.
I'm pretty sure you dropped a couple living organisms when you took a shit last night. It's the woman's body, and it's the woman's money. We could use those aborted fetuses for scientific research too.

About Bush, fuck this isn't just about Bush. Saying a politician is honest is like saying the earth is flat. You're being naive.
  
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Default 08-08-2004, 04:15 PM

[quote="Pick Axe":50dca][quote="The Frenchman":50dca]Fellas, I never typed it, just a fun little shippet to pass the time. About me being Canadian, does it matter? We Canadians are very well mis-informed about the happenings down south, and American politics influence our politics.[/quote:50dca][/quote:50dca]

Yeah, usually the ones that are the most heard. Shorthand and Pyro, among others let their own emotions and preferences dictate their political ramblings. I'm more criticial. Understand and be understood is my motto.
  
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