fun with the massage woman
 

I recently had a friend recommend i try a home massage, where I call for the service and can get a private 1 hour massage at home on the bed. So I tried it, and wow was it ever great. The young lady I had was very good with her hands, and also good looking too. So... the following day, i called for her again, and got a 2 hour massage that time, but i asked her to come at 9 pm (before she came at noon).

My second massage with her was great. For 2 hours she worked every muscle in my body. And that time, i decided to let her massage me buck naked. last time i had my underwear on. This time, there was only the towel draped on me. At first i had my shorts on, then i asked her if she would like me to take it off. She said yes, and she had this smile on as she saw me naked.

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.

shouldnt that have started off with "dear penthouse"?

imwithstupid:

set up a video camera and tap this shit or get a pic of the girl.

"Things like this don't usually happen to guys like me, but..."

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[quote="Bean 2":7b4c3]set up a video camera and tap this shit or get a pic of the girl.[/quote:7b4c3]

[quote=GODSMACK][/quote:97ba0]

smack her with your cock, then rape her

Re: fun with the massage woman
 

[quote="con Brio":eec1e]I recently had a friend recommend i try a home massage, where I call for the service and can get a private 1 hour massage at home on the bed. So I tried it, and wow was it ever great. The young lady I had was very good with her hands, and also good looking too. So... the following day, i called for her again, and got a 2 hour massage that time, but i asked her to come at 9 pm (before she came at noon).

My second massage with her was great. For 2 hours she worked every muscle in my body. And that time, i decided to let her massage me buck naked. last time i had my underwear on. This time, there was only the towel draped on me. At first i had my shorts on, then i asked her if she would like me to take it off. She said yes, and she had this smile on as she saw me naked.

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:eec1e]

spank:

how could u not have tried to make a move on her??? to me it sounds like she wants the cock.

Yeah, what a jip, you didn't even get her to toss you off. Wait.... How much did you pay for the sessions?

tell your penis is sore and it needs to be massaged

Re: fun with the massage woman
 

[quote="con Brio":88063]when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:88063]

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Gotta ask for "The Happy Ending", man.

Or the "full release" massage.

heh heh...there ya go

"The Businessman's Special"

"businessman special please, and dont skimp on the special sauce"

ask her for a "happy ending"

No pussy?

That story made my penis cry. cry:

Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well,
when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you!

To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the
best fuck she'd ever paid for.

[quote="Eight Ace":480f5]Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well,
when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you!

To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the
best fuck she'd ever paid for.[/quote:480f5]

my penis cries blood and fire eek:

imwithstupid:

the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good

Let me get this straight, you paid for a two hour massage, lay there with a
stiffy and still had to jerk yourself off after she went...have I got that right?

i could write a wonderful story about all this

[quote="con Brio":c7161]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:c7161]

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.

[quote="The Frenchman":05415][quote="con Brio":05415]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:05415]

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:05415]
AHAHAHAHAHA

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":9bf33]I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:9bf33]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:9bf33]
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whit chaaaaa !~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude if u were in the phillipines Im pretty sure u could of hit that lol just offer her a little more or ask her if there was anything u could do for her beer:

Re: fun with the massage woman
 

[quote="con Brio":a68a8]

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:a68a8]


noob

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

shoulda asked her to massage the inside of your anal cavity

Shoulda checked for diseases.

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:

my aunt used to be a massage "therapist" , she actually mentioned in a drunken rant that people get boners ALL THE TIME and you just get used to it...

[quote="con Brio":98a51]i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:[/quote:98a51]

You can always book another appointment. Get some dialogue going too, havibng a regular massuese that'll toss you off once in awhile is a gift from the heavens.

Is he still in the phillipines?

wow, shoulda fucked her man oOo:

Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?