Longest piss you've ever took
 

Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

I peed out of my ass for like 10 moses moments.

Didnt time but I had on a month or so ago that just kept coming out. close to two minutes probably.

Probably a minute maybe

i was on a long car ride and had drank like a litre of iced-tea, needless to say i was in serious pain when we pulled into the rest-stop a couple of hours later... i ran to the pisser at the Harvey's and unleashed what must of been a 3 minute or so piss, I dunno it was twice as long as any long piss i have ever done... good times...

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no way you pissed for 5 minutes

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 

read it carefully fool

a minute five

ONE MINUTE AND FIVE SECONDS hake:

FUCKING DYSLEXIA...argh...i just woke up my bad

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You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

well, my piss is clear as water, I drink PLENTY o' water, it was just that I had alot of water the night before and didnt take a piss before I fell asleep.

Thank you Dr. Piss

You're quite welcome. You'll thank me for it when you avoid having to piss out kidney stones. annoy:

I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:

I pissed for 4 min yesterday

oh plz stfu n00ble

For moi, I'd say 1 minute and 40 seconds, I counted that time thankfully and I thought it was never gonna stop, I was expecting to start deflating at one point.

Try looking for 'Adam Sandler - The Longest Piss' mp3 on some P2P file sharing things, it'd be the perfect theme for this thread..

fuck if i know

bout a min, never really counted

i dont know how long I can piss but I can spooj for about 30 seconds.

P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing

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Not to mention it looks like piss. annoy:

never counted eek:

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My collective time spent in the bathroom on an average pub going night is about 48 years.

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Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 

your sucha light weight..

Never count my piss breaks so I dont know.

ummm about a min 30 sec.

mine was probably a minute, but i dont count really.

longeesrt penis i ever took wgast yup the arxes

ddue my sigt nlooks good when inm drfunk

i don';t clock myself taking a leak

probably around 1 1/2-2min