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Bucknub 09-23-2004 04:21 AM

Longest piss you've ever took
 
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

Tripper 09-23-2004 04:54 AM

I peed out of my ass for like 10 moses moments.

Unknown_Sniper 09-23-2004 09:14 AM

Didnt time but I had on a month or so ago that just kept coming out. close to two minutes probably.

Fireal 09-23-2004 09:16 AM

Probably a minute maybe

bukdez 09-23-2004 09:27 AM

i was on a long car ride and had drank like a litre of iced-tea, needless to say i was in serious pain when we pulled into the rest-stop a couple of hours later... i ran to the pisser at the Harvey's and unleashed what must of been a 3 minute or so piss, I dunno it was twice as long as any long piss i have ever done... good times...

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:29 AM

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

[img]http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/bullshit.jpg[/img]

no way you pissed for 5 minutes

Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:30 AM

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted

[img]http://home.pacbell.net/zoraks/bullshit.jpg[/img]

no way you pissed for 5 minutes


read it carefully fool

a minute five

ONE MINUTE AND FIVE SECONDS hake:

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:33 AM

FUCKING DYSLEXIA...argh...i just woke up my bad

cmere j00
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Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:34 AM

<3

Zoner 09-23-2004 09:40 AM

You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

Bucknub 09-23-2004 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

well, my piss is clear as water, I drink PLENTY o' water, it was just that I had alot of water the night before and didnt take a piss before I fell asleep.

Nyck 09-23-2004 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.

Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water.

/end motherly talk to the kids.

Thank you Dr. Piss

Zoner 09-23-2004 09:59 AM

You're quite welcome. You'll thank me for it when you avoid having to piss out kidney stones. annoy:

Mr.Buttocks 09-23-2004 10:39 AM

I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:

Weston22 09-23-2004 10:42 AM

I pissed for 4 min yesterday

mr.miyagi 09-23-2004 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weston22
I pissed for 4 min yesterday

oh plz stfu n00ble

For moi, I'd say 1 minute and 40 seconds, I counted that time thankfully and I thought it was never gonna stop, I was expecting to start deflating at one point.

Try looking for 'Adam Sandler - The Longest Piss' mp3 on some P2P file sharing things, it'd be the perfect theme for this thread..

Pyro 09-23-2004 12:07 PM

fuck if i know

Mr.Buttocks 09-23-2004 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
fuck if i know


Himmler 09-23-2004 01:43 PM

bout a min, never really counted

geRV 09-23-2004 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Himmler
bout a min, never really counted


imported_Fluffy_Bunny 09-23-2004 02:06 PM

i dont know how long I can piss but I can spooj for about 30 seconds.

P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing

geRV 09-23-2004 02:17 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":7cbe5]

P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing[/quote:7cbe5]


Not to mention it looks like piss. annoy:

wintersforge 09-23-2004 02:20 PM

never counted eek:

[img]http://www.fpdoms.org/dragons/azalin.JPG[/img]

Ferich 09-23-2004 02:21 PM

My collective time spent in the bathroom on an average pub going night is about 48 years.

Merlin122 09-23-2004 02:24 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":31d0b]I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:[/quote:31d0b]

harpua 09-23-2004 02:36 PM

Re: Longest piss you've ever took
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed
Got a minute five this morning

I knew it was gonna be long so I counted


your sucha light weight..

Machette 09-23-2004 02:38 PM

Never count my piss breaks so I dont know.

@/\/G3L 09-23-2004 02:55 PM

ummm about a min 30 sec.

Apocalypse | NoW 09-23-2004 05:47 PM

mine was probably a minute, but i dont count really.

elstatec 09-23-2004 06:48 PM

longeesrt penis i ever took wgast yup the arxes

elstatec 09-23-2004 06:48 PM

ddue my sigt nlooks good when inm drfunk

newt. 09-23-2004 06:53 PM

i don';t clock myself taking a leak

TonyMontana 09-23-2004 07:00 PM

probably around 1 1/2-2min


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