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Longest piss you've ever took
Got a minute five this morning
I knew it was gonna be long so I counted |
I peed out of my ass for like 10 moses moments.
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Didnt time but I had on a month or so ago that just kept coming out. close to two minutes probably.
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Probably a minute maybe
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i was on a long car ride and had drank like a litre of iced-tea, needless to say i was in serious pain when we pulled into the rest-stop a couple of hours later... i ran to the pisser at the Harvey's and unleashed what must of been a 3 minute or so piss, I dunno it was twice as long as any long piss i have ever done... good times...
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no way you pissed for 5 minutes |
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read it carefully fool a minute five ONE MINUTE AND FIVE SECONDS hake: |
FUCKING DYSLEXIA...argh...i just woke up my bad
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You probably shouldn't hold it in that long. Could cause bladder problems.
Frequent, smaller pisses keep the pipes clean, mang. If you always have minute-long, stinky, yellow ogre pisses, you're probably dehydrated. Drink more water. /end motherly talk to the kids. |
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You're quite welcome. You'll thank me for it when you avoid having to piss out kidney stones. annoy:
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I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:
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I pissed for 4 min yesterday
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For moi, I'd say 1 minute and 40 seconds, I counted that time thankfully and I thought it was never gonna stop, I was expecting to start deflating at one point. Try looking for 'Adam Sandler - The Longest Piss' mp3 on some P2P file sharing things, it'd be the perfect theme for this thread.. |
fuck if i know
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bout a min, never really counted
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i dont know how long I can piss but I can spooj for about 30 seconds.
P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing |
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P.S. iced tea is a poor bastardised version of the real thing[/quote:7cbe5] Not to mention it looks like piss. annoy: |
never counted eek:
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My collective time spent in the bathroom on an average pub going night is about 48 years.
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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":31d0b]I recycle my urine. If urine therapy's good enough for Rolf Harris, it's good enough for me! rock:[/quote:31d0b]
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your sucha light weight.. |
Never count my piss breaks so I dont know.
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ummm about a min 30 sec.
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mine was probably a minute, but i dont count really.
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longeesrt penis i ever took wgast yup the arxes
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ddue my sigt nlooks good when inm drfunk
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i don';t clock myself taking a leak
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probably around 1 1/2-2min
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